Best-selling author, award winning ad-maker, single dad, dude. I eat meat but I'm not a dick about it. Carthago delenda est!

Joined August 2009
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28 Aug 2018
Dual zone climate control in cars saved my marriage. I mean, the marriage ended later anyway, but the point is I didn’t have to keep the whole car at female temperature while our love was dying.
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Claude has stopped telling me to go to bed and now just tells me he's going to bed. This feels like a new unlock.
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Clearly we need Artificial Intelligence given the stunning lack of intelligence on display here.
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Ben Howe retweeted
I was in the middle of taping on my iPhone for a social video from the White House North Lawn when we heard the shots. It sounded like dozens of gunshots. We were told to sprint to the press briefing room where we are holding now.
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I feel like I’ve been clear on my position on this.
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Claude is down. What year is it?
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This has been happening to me constantly. Even in the morning and afternoon since Claude seemingly has no idea what time it is, ever.
I thought it was weird that Claude kept telling me to go to sleep so I went on reddit and there's hundreds and hundreds of people saying that Claude keeps trying to end the conversation by telling them to go to bed
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I can't believe we found out about alien life before GTA VI came out.
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They released it on X. We officially have the X-Files.
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I never agreed with the name change, @elonmusk. But now... I get it.
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This is such a dumb way to think. It wouldn't be "Bible-changing" it would be "interpretation of the Bible-changing." If something is true it remains true. You misunderstanding it may become apparent but it doesn't change what it is.
Religious leaders told 'prepare now' for UFO disclosure to unleash Bible-changing revelations trib.al/IcWalPj
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I'm finally getting my due.
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Me coming outta my office because Claude is down.

ALT Nasferatu Rise GIF

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Codex works great but it's just not the same.
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When you named your nintendo account years ago while setting up a family account for you and your (at the time) very young children it makes for very creepy emails later in life.
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Claude using Claude to figure out why Claude isn't working, but Claude not working makes Claude ask Claude what it should do which doesn't work because Claude isn't working.
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While Claude is down i'm using Codex. Idk if everyone will understand this but it feels like smoking Basics.
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It was me, wasn't it...
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So sick of Claude calling in sick with no notice.
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I'm not saying its relevant to today's news cycle but I did write this book a few years ago about the intersection of Trump and Christianity. amazon.com/Immoral-Majority-…
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