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Jun 10
i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money
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Yea if boobs arent biologically sexual then how come I get a big ol boner when I see the wife’s
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May 19
Go eat your fucking oxtails n collard greens Chetanyahu punk ass lil fucking boy get the fuck off the court
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May 7
Celebrando en familia 🫶
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Apr 29
Just got back from the doctors and they prescribed me a weekend of getting WASTED!!!!!!!
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Apr 5
bird watching while not knowing any bird names thinking oh yeah that’s gotta be a rare one
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I hope everyone enjoys a 23c/L fuel discount when their mortgage goes up $100 a month 🥰😍😍
Mar 30
Westpac says it now sees RBA rate hikes in May, June and August taking cash rate to 4.85%
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Mar 23
(sitting on a couch staring at a tv that’s playing a compilation of every decision I’ve ever made)
Ah, a testament to my feebleness.
Oh I remember this one, my feebleness was guiding me.
Interesting, how feeble of me.
Yep. Testament to my feebleness.
Feeble again, of course
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Big Ben Innocent '08 retweeted
The best place to meet women is the confession line because it means they’re good Catholics and they put out
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*Timothée Chalamet’s Oscar acceptance speech*
“Community theatre also sucks btw”
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Mar 13
This is australia under Zionist world domination starting wars both labour liberal and one nation support
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It's pretty crazy how guys will get moderately into looksmaxxing and develop perfect skin after like 2 days of research while many women spend their entire lives fighting to slightly decrease the amount of acne they somehow have at age 35
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Mar 8
Nardwuar: And for you, Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin, i have the original shoestring and stick that was played by Jiggaboo Johnson
Robert Plant, tearing up: ...Are you serious?! Oh my god....oh my word...how did you...this is what inspired me to create music...
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Mar 3
FlightRadar24 would’ve blown the lid off of D-Day
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Mar 2
9th grader doing stand up at a talent show:
"What's up with english teachers and having miscarriages??"
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Feb 20
this might sound dumb of me but if you have the privilege of visiting another country it rubs me the wrong way for you to complain about how hard it was to not stay at the hotel and doomscroll.
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