Dinosaurs walked so my Toyota could run.

Joined January 2024
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Ben Stuart retweeted
How to avoid getting mugged
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Ultra rare CNN W.
Mar 19
CNN just fact-checked Chuck Schumer live on air and wrecked him. Schumer claimed the SAVE Act “appeals to only the most fringe element of the MAGA base.” CNN instantly put up the numbers: White Americans: 85% support voter ID Latino Americans: 82% Black Americans: 76% The anchor straight-up said: “Voter ID is NOT controversial in this country. Not by party. Not by race. The vast majority of Americans support it.” Schumer just called 76% of Black Americans, 82% of Latinos, and 85% of Whites “fringe MAGA.” They don’t oppose voter ID because it’s unpopular. They oppose it because it works. Time to nuke the filibuster and pass the SAVE Act.
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Every other country has solved this long ago; simply require one of the parents to be citizens for the child to be a citizen.
🚨An Obama-era loophole later expanded under Biden allows Chinese nationals to travel visa-free to the Northern Mariana Islands, a U.S. territory. Pregnant women have exploited this policy to give birth on U.S. soil and secure American citizenship for their children. As these children grow up, many are raised in Communist China with limited ties to the U.S., yet could still be eligible to vote in American elections and even hold sensitive positions in the U.S. government. The problem has become so widespread that in recent years more babies have been born in the Northern Mariana Islands to Chinese mothers than to legal U.S. residents. During a Senate Judiciary Subcommittee hearing last week, @peterschweizer revealed that more than 1,000 birth tourism companies operating in China are specifically targeting the U.S., and that approximately 1 million U.S. citizens are being raised in Communist China. That’s why I introduced the One Nation, One Visa Policy Act with @SenRickScott and @RepChipRoy to close this loophole. It’s time to end birth tourism abuse once and for all.
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Been using @brave search as a replacement to google for years now, started back when it was in beta version. In the last year or so it must be now running some shitty LLM for the image search function as it can never find images I’m looking for. Browser is still goated though.
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Once again New Zealand is forgotten about.
Feb 21
Generally speaking and of course, there are exceptions, but the worst opinions on this app come from: Canada 🇨🇦 England 🇬🇧 Ireland 🇮🇪 Australia 🇦🇺 It's like you took the most leftist, nanny-state opinions in the USA and multiplied them by 100.
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Hey @woolworths, your new jingle is the same as the one that @thewarehousenz has had for decades. Awkward for your NZ Woolworths stores! 🤣
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Ben Stuart retweeted
Replying to @amyklobuchar
This has got to be one of the most unaware self-owns in twitter history. Screenshot it, hang it in the Louvre.
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Classic buy high, sell low strategy. Advising people to sell and cut losses at $225 😂😂😂
20 Mar 2025
At this point tesla stock is never coming back. Cut your losses
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“Musk and co” don’t “turn off the waste”. DOGE is an advisory department, they bring their findings to the executive government. You know who’s supposed to do what they’re doing? You. The press. The reason why the press is protected in the constitution is so they can audit govt.
Because it's not a true audit. 1. Musk and co are not trained and so do not understand the material they're evaluating, often misrepresenting it. 2. They didn't go line by line through the spending and turn off the waste they found. They turned everything off no matter its merit.
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When I was single, I would see pretty girls like her and be interested up to the point when she would open her mouths and I would discover there was nothing going on between her ears.
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And I think journalists should go back to reporting the facts in a politically neutral un-biased way. DOGE is advisory to the president, they don’t have the power to ‘cut funding’ for anything.
I don’t think the richest guy in the world should be cutting funding for cancer research.
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Why does @Snapchat only give the option for “not now” when it asks if you want to add your contact list? Why not “not ever”? Most of my contact list is for work, no I don’t want to add work associates ever. @snapchatsupport
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It’s always irked me that 1 $BTC is 100 million Sats, wouldn’t it be so much nicer to have a round number like 1 Bitcoin = 1 billion Sats.
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TL;DR she did in fact not learn from what happened. If you’re looking for any self reflection on why the democrats lost so badly, there is none.
To everyone who is afraid of what happens next, I share your fears. But what we do next is important. We have to learn from what happened. And then, make a plan. As we confront a second Trump presidency, here’s a path forward: 🧵
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Why are so many people on X acting like all votes have been counted 12 hours ago? Embarrassing tbh, it takes two seconds to look it up yourself.
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I have product announcement notifications muted, but Instagram still sends push notifications about their stupid threads app. not cool. @Meta @instagram @InstagramComms
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Daily reminder that James Zhong the Silk Road hacker did nothing wrong. His case should be a civil one, except the owner of the Silk Road already forgave him and paid him to show how he hacked. The US govt should pay James back his #Bitcoin .
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To all the conspiracy theorists that thought the world was ending because of the solar eclipse: L ratio.
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Fun fact, the gun was so powerful that if it was on the moon it could send its shell into orbit.
31 Mar 2024
In 1934, the only thing standing in the way of the Nazis invading France was the Maginot Line, a fortification running from the Rhine River to La Ferté made of concrete blockhouses, bunkers, and rail lines. The line was elaborate and extensive, and as rumors of its strength traveled to Germany, Hitler began to believe he'd need a miracle for his troops to break through it. So, the German High Command commissioned engineers to design a weapon powerful enough to break through the concrete fortifications that were nearing completion. The shells alone had to be strong enough to penetrate 22 feet of reinforced concrete and at least three feet of steel plating, meaning the weapon was likely to be massive.⁠ What they ended up with was Schwerer Gustav — a weapon that was almost four stories tall, 150 feet long, and weighed over 1,300 tons.
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Ben Stuart retweeted
Replying to @SophiaNarwitz
"For some Helldivers 2 players, the fascist role-play has gone too far"
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