Back when I was a baby unicorn in Wonkaland, I used to forcefully queef glitter onto the other animals. We all have our stories.

Joined February 2021
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Six months we’ve been together and not a single argument
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I love X as opposed to fb. I never get banned here 😁
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Do yourself a favor and just don't read this
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The romance is still thriving when you both realize you're both degenerates 🥰
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Smh
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I would say after a couple of weeks. What do you think?
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Something to ponder in between your bouts of crying
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Recent pic of me. Idk if you've ever seen me but unfortunately, this is Hamburgers haha
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I'm back 🙂 come to my yard sale and buy my crap
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Well, I'm banned on fb for the never 9 days so i guess you'll be seeing more of me, much to your chagrin 😁 I'm laid up with a broken ankle and bored so someone come and entertain meeeee 😀
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Never settle, fellers
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Awww, yissss!
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“Christmas cookies? No, I haven’t seen them.”
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Thoughtful prezzie
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