just a guy
Joined August 2011
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I highkey love being a wayzata boy, I grew up in honkey Minnesota it’s nice the town I live in reminds me of home
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Kk Harvey is an absolute rocket
OUR GOLDEN GIRL 🤩
With the 1st overall pick in the 2026 PWHL Draft, we’ve selected defender KK Harvey!
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Imagine making $70-80k a year in the $5
footlong era.
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Jun 16
Need a beautiful mid to come sit on the patio at cov with me on perfect nights like this
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Jun 16
Some girl with #edtwt just followed me. should I save her and get her to drink 12 beers a night with me
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Jun 16
“How does this keep happening” I mumble to myself as I leave the bar at 8:30 on a Monday
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Jun 15
You’re an actual Neanderthal if you’re watching UFC over the Stanley Cup final or the World Cup
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Jun 15
Not gonna lie dude they’re fucking killing you in the comments
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Jun 14
I’m pretty sure I just witnessed @Greeeeease set the course record at Ridges at Sand Creek
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Jun 14
Why would an 11 yr old ask this question when the wild and wolves haven’t been playing in over a month
Jun 14
"Why do most Minnesota teams suck?"
The question my 11 year old just asked me....There's no parenting book for this one.
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Jun 14
Super white boi of me but I’m pretty sure I have this exact pine tree tattooed on my arm
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Jun 14
This might piss someone off but I’d rather go out to an expensive sushi house rather than an expensive steak house. I can cook steak how I like it, I cannot roll sushi.
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Jun 14
Just remembered humans have free will and if I want a beer while walking my dog on this trail no one will stop me
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