Usually unemployed. 13 years stranded on the world’s most expensive desert island. Pissed off some powerful people 📌👇Clocked out of society. 100% #FollowBack
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21 Oct 2025
The return of the king.
You may recall how, a year ago, I was crowned High King of Ireland here at the Stone of Destiny, uniting the five chiefdoms under my iron fist - but then the High Queen of #Ireland says “no broadswords in the kitchen.”
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23 Nov 2025
Yeah, I watch dad rock. Don’t try to sell me weight loss. I already look like Justin Hawkins. It’s called not eating. #TheDarkness
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26 Oct 2025
ok I’m dead set on BnB-ing the Ireland house, too. It would be so easy! — all yuz Irish Americans know Connemara, right? Wild Atlantic Way? Search it on instuh; it’s blowing up right now.
#Travel2026 #Trending #Ireland #Hospitality #BnB #LTR #Connemara
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26 Oct 2025
@m2bdeux gradually learning how to drive cross-platform traffic here. Threads loves Insta, X hates everybody, LI hates everybody…
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21 Oct 2025
The return of the king.
You may recall how, a year ago, I was crowned High King of Ireland here at the Stone of Destiny, uniting the five chiefdoms under my iron fist - but then the High Queen of #Ireland says “no broadswords in the kitchen.”
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21 Oct 2025
more merriment on the only interesting account in the history of LinkedIn a/k/a the Dismal Platform: linkedin.com/posts/frank-mor…
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19 Oct 2025
fine, fine… I suppose we can all move on from “The Tourist.” Everybody deserves a 15th chance.
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17 Oct 2025
badass
17 Oct 2025
I'm Alexis, and my toxic traits are:
- Buying too many swords (according to some)
- Baking because I want to eat something
- Tearing off book covers (so I can make hardcovers!)
- Never catching up on my TBR list
- Outlining a book only after I've written the first ten chapters
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17 Oct 2025
According to AI marketing: I am a 55yo man with low testosterone AND I am also a 25yo woman fashionista. I’m insecure about my dad-bod - also looking for a swimsuit modeling gig. Sadly, I’m a gambling addict who suffers from epilepsy. Dall-E rendered my AI consumer profile 🤣👇
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17 Oct 2025
Classics of crime literature 🫣
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Help Protect Florida Black Bears!!! - Sign the Petition! chng.it/yqNLnwT7 via @Change
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