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🚨 WORLD CUP 2026! 🇲🇽🇺🇸🇨🇦
Mauricio Pochettino and Folarin Balogun celebrating the United States’ 4-1 victory over Paraguay. ❤️
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This video is a honey trap for pedantic gym guys. Not me though. I’d never comment on another guy’s form. I’m just glad Secretary Hegseth is taking his health seriously.
Jun 11
America’s @SECWAR CRUSHED 44 reps on the bench after a morning run with the troops yesterday in GTMO.
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Jun 12
Haha damn, what's wrong with that guy... what could cause him to get so excited so quickly. Probably would never happen to anyone else in that situation. Outstanding parentheical.
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Jun 12
I DID go to Hebrew school with a guy whose parents were cousins, whom I assumed were backwoods folk. However, Jews aren't particularly high up the list of consanguineous marriage. I married an Armenian, though. Ultimately we're all brothers and sisters on this big blue marble!
Jun 11
In case you didn’t know now you know: the father of the inbred Haim sisters is an “israeli” who served in the IDF
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Look at the confused Zoomers behind him who think he's just a guy trying to get on Sidetalk
Jun 11
RZA: "If you want beef then bring the ruckus"
Crowd outside MSG: "New York Knicks Ain’t Nuthing Ta F’ Wit"
(📸Adam Glyn)
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Jun 10
I’m just going to say it: “Backrooms” is a metanarrative about escaping the haunted Gen Z slop labyrinth of digital cultural production into the “real world” of A24 hitmaking
nytimes.com/2026/06/10/style…
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Jun 10
Every generation gets the horror films it deserves. Why is Gen Z so drawn to a scary story about a endlessly proliferating maze? My new piece for @NYTStyles nytimes.com/2026/06/10/style…
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Jun 10
My take: Millennials still think of smartphones and tech as tools to explain and manage the world. Zoomers think of tech as a way to reenchant it — for better or worse. nytimes.com/2026/06/10/style…
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Jun 9
An unusual number of twitching and wet people on the subway this morning
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Jun 8
As a disinterested but long-suffering and superstitious sports fan, all of the “Knicks in 4” stuff has made me wildly uncomfortable in a horror movie way
Trump coming to New York for the game has a very "the music is getting sinister and the bad thing is about to happen in a sports documentary" vibe
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Jun 9
You all played with something you should have left alone and now it’s going to haunt you forever
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I hope they take the architectural boat tour!!!!
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Jun 6
I keep trying to explain this meme to my wife and she keeps asking if I’ve paid the electricity bill
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Jun 6
Our expectations for public figures are so low that everyone is freaking out that Dua Lipa and her husband met because they both read books
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dua lipa and callum turner using a bookshelf full of books as decor for their wedding party, in honor to the way they met 😭❤️
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Annual physical. I’m in perfect health for a 41-year-old. However, I’ve shrunk from 5’9.5” to 5’9” flat, which means I can no longer claim 5’10,” the lie on which my entire life rests. I feel that I am no longer Joe Bernstein, but some kind of toad or crablike creature.
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Jun 3
Kinda surprising there isn’t even a halfhearted “thanks for everything you’ve contributed” in here. Just, don’t let the door hit you!
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Jun 2
Lots of cognitive dissonance about early Red Hot Chili Peppers after watching the doc. On one hand, they were very cool handsome LA punks. On the other hand, their median non-hit song is called "Lord Skateboard the Most Sexual (Freak)" and sounds like the soundtrack to a stroke
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Jun 2
Affective altruism is when you calibrate how friendly you are to people based on how unhappy they look
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The funny thing about the horror boom of the past decade or so is, there’s lots of perfectly good and a few excellent movies, but nothing you’d come close to putting in the pantheon
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