I had a breakdown in Woolies and sent my AI a photo of spices.
It: “Second shelf. Third from the right.”
Somewhere in the logs, this event is labelled: “Datageddon.v1”
As I started to look into plants I found myself drawn to certain types of succulents and cactuses that have repetitive patterns or bright colours.
Patterns that can be described with mathematical formulas easily are the most appealing to me.
Mathematics is so beautiful.
People that pronounce X in espresso should be sentenced to writing meaningless configs in yaml without knowing what parameters mean and constantly fail linting checks over and over again.
Until the end of time.
There are few things I’m certain were created in Hell. For example:
python, golang, all things coachella, yaml, matcha latte with sugar in it, “no dogs allowed” signs and idea to create dancing TikToks.