Actor, Model, Writer, Chef. Can bring the funny and the pie. Has been known to dabble in magic.
Joined February 2011
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Jun 16
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βFlight attendants, take your jump seats.β
He sounded calm but concerned, and while I did not panicβ¦β
#unexpected #life #curveball
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Jun 2
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#life #oops #writing
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May 19
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βI can build an entirely new imaginary existence for myself in the time it takes to walk the dog (approximately 90 minutes).β
#life #writing #daydreams
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May 5
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#life #nature #writing
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Apr 21
"How did M.E.Β get out there?Β What was the chain of events that led to my housekeeper being stranded on the veranda for hours?Β She preferred not to say." Β
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#life #funnymoments
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Apr 7
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βAche achy cache check cheek cheekyβ¦β
My fingers were flying across the grid this morning.
βEach, heck hack hake happy peach peachy and then the big oneβ¦paycheck!β #wordle
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Mar 24
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Β βWell, she NEVER did the testing and now sheβs a goner. Just goes to show you.β
#life #aginggracefully
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Mar 10
βNo, but really all I care about is my health and building, you know, β¦ bone density and such.
Also, the moon is made of green cheese.β
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#timemarcheson #reflectionsΒ #life
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Feb 26
βI think the sweet spot is between 72 and 82,β I said to Michael during one of our long, long walks.Β Β βThatβs when we need to be focused on adventure and fun or whatever it is that calls to us before our bodies begin to break down in earnest.β
#substack @ bit.ly/WitWisdomSweet
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Feb 10
"I have written about luck before. It is a concept that confounds me. I wrestle with the idea of it, with the way that, good or bad, it is present in our lives."
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#LifeLesson
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Jan 29
"When we were there in the 80s, we were just two young women trying desperately to get help for, and to raise awareness of, young people who were dying of then-unknown causes."
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#aids #civilrights #lgbtqia
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Jan 13
βBecause you are a senior,β the young woman explainedβ¦
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#writing #hollywood #substack
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31 Dec 2025
βYou will not make it here,β I was told. βYou will want to leave, or we will have to ask you to leaveβ¦ you are too young.β
The one sure way to get me to do something is to tell me that I canβt.
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#HappyNewYear
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9 Dec 2025
"Did I remember to order the bow tie? Who am I forgetting?Β Β When will I have time to write? GO TO THE GYM!!! ... How many RSVPs do we have for the Christmas party?"
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#holidayseason
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26 Nov 2025
"It was painfully clear that my darling device and I were approaching the last of our time together, that we would soon have to part."
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#ageless #bethbroderick #techhumor
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11 Nov 2025
βHer countertops overflowed with her absolute favorite Caramel Popcorn, which she lost more than one tooth crunching into.β
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#agingtaste #sweettooth #substack
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23 Oct 2025
βI have to do it.β I told my nephew Journey. βI have never done it, and I do not want to do it but, itβs got to be done.β β¦
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#onlinedating #ghosting #agewithconfidence
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10 Oct 2025
"I made my entrance sporting a giant rainbow boa made of some kind of synthetic fabric that weighed a ton and was hot as Hades."
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#BethBroderick #dance #arts
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25 Sep 2025
βIt felt like an alien had straddled my cranium and was sucking up whatever good stuff might exist inside my head. The thing was the very definition of a βkilljoy.ββ
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#ChronicPain
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23 Sep 2025
The official response from Tylenol is just brutal
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