Steadily growing my brand with one new follower a year. Capsule range of leggings that "hold everything in wonderfully" according to My Weekly.
Joined February 2009
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The jury's out on whether Bluesky will be one of the few sites under 16s will be allowed to access. I'm sure they'll be flocking over there for the macrame starter packs and threads about pickling rhubarb or retiring to a French village π€
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My friend when I got into school one morning during Wimbledon fortnight: "Have you seen that new Swedish player, Borg Balls? He's 17 and he's gorrrjuss! πππ"
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Sadly polls with photos are not an option for me but this is what you were missing:
Which list though - which list??
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Betty Utility retweeted
Me in my late 70s, getting ready to perform Fight For This Love in my care homeβs talent show.
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Jun 13
I'm not a foodie so forgive my ignorance, but is this an eel, gherkin and tapeworm omelette?
Jun 13
Canβt send the lads off to the match on an empty stomach. I hope Europeans like sausages. #NoScotlandNoParty
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Jun 13
Was just told "Your dress is amazing" which can't be right (but she probably said "Pity you've got a face like a slapped arse har har" under her breath behind my back).
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Jun 13
A week into Sky doing software updates which meant switching the Q box on and off at night. Advice to put it on standby worked for a few days but now it's back to square one. Sky really is trying to railroad everyone into accepting the streaming service they don't want.
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Jun 13
*Love* all of the MAGA head cases screeching in the replies. "NO ONE'S A TRILLIONAIRE, IT'S ALL ON PAPER!" "HE'S ENDING WORLD POVERTY!" "STOP BEING A JEALOUS BROKE ASS COMMIE!" "NO ONE HOARDS WEALTH YOU MORON!"
Yeah, let's hear it for the the trillionaires, gawd luv 'em πππ
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Jun 12
This is now just a footballers wearing Aertex underpants soft porn account. Goodnight, and enjoy your hydration breaks.
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Betty Utility retweeted
Portrait of English painter David Hockney, wearing a light blue sweatshirt, and holding one of his beloved dachschunds (1988)
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Jun 11
Not seen anything from the three (?!) World Cup opening ceremonies. Shakira performed in Mexico? Memories of being told that a drooling Fat Gary at work thought that she was "sex on legs".
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Jun 11
On Bluescold there are no skeletons in the closet and the air is pure. Definitely not a cult but you need to get the trillion per cent fuckety fuck off all of the other sites OR ELSE ...
Jun 10
Author of several volumes of erotica and reviews of the year Russ Minge has urged the Government to organise a COBRA meeting to discuss banning the internet's "X" from the UK and going to war with the site's owner, Eugène Terre'Blanche.
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Jun 10
Author of several volumes of erotica and reviews of the year Russ Minge has urged the Government to organise a COBRA meeting to discuss banning the internet's "X" from the UK and going to war with the site's owner, Eugène Terre'Blanche.
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Jun 10
Thanks for clearing that up Elv. Been waiting thirty odd years to find out what you think of Oasis. Can get a decent night's sleep now.
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They're apparently planning more protests/pogroms in NI again at 1pm. On the one hand this is genuinely like something out of Nazi Germany, but on the other hand might I get a day off work?
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Tess (1979), dir: Roman Polanski
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