Tech Newbie (in process: CERTs) | Believe in self 💫 Eat to Live | Drink Tequila Responsibily 🥃
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21 Mar 2024
Mannn, mid-sentence I will walk away.
20 Mar 2024
It’s actually crazy when you’re in tune spiritually. You just be getting these weird feelings about ppl , they start doing things that trigger you & everything in you just tells you to step back & as soon as you do, things start to unfold… you stay silent long enough
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13 Dec 2023
Benny annoys me so much with single expression face“(s)” that I forgot to watch the final episode of blacks cake
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12 Dec 2023
I’m on FT w/my brother while he purchased a JBL speaker for mom. I’m like “you in BEST BUY?, ugh go to Target” … he proceeds anyway spends $200 only for them to have NO BAGS. 😂 me: “they want you, a black man, to walk out w/merch in your hands/pockets? target would never!”
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12 Dec 2023
Parents, let me tell you now. Amazon is NOT putting the toy box in a brown Amazon box. You better be there for the delivery to hide the package or them babies will see. Amazon said WE AINT GOT TIME FOR THAT, do you want it in 2 days or not? #Christmas2023
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2 Dec 2023
Me having a positive COVID-19 result in 2023 is CRAZY …t informed my new boss, all man said was “Ok, update VATAS” (aka add Leave Request to Timesheet )🫠
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22 Nov 2023
Went to a Kroger on Monday. Grabbed some Blood Orange IPA
Guess what, it’s still the store
Paid for and ID checked but I never put it back in my cart 🫠
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1 Nov 2023
Nothing clicked at work today. NOTHING! I’m just going to shut down and try again tomorrow because there is literally nothing else I can do
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30 Oct 2023
Kai streaming in jail is def the “man” reinforcing his ideal habitat for our black men 🧐
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Ana Kourtney ✨ retweeted
27 Jul 2023
Nothing, just Beyoncé’s shoes modelled after her ass, thighs and legs.
And its also wearing its own heels 🤣😂
Community note
The shoes are not modelled after Beyoncé. The shoe is from the Parisian fashion house Alaïa called Cabaret and are modelled after cabaret dancers.
maison-alaia.com/hr/sandals_cod…
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27 Jul 2023
I legit left my phone in my purse the entire performance. I needed to SOAK IT UP
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16 Jul 2023
I see @Beyonce adds a touch of each city to her wardrobe…I hope she come out in some buffs for Detroit
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Ana Kourtney ✨ retweeted
When your points are very valid and backed by facts.. they focus on “your tone and delivery”
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Ana Kourtney ✨ retweeted
2 Jun 2023
- best of all. 😭🖤
2 Jun 2023
I’m HOWLINGGGGGG 🤣🤣🤣
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26 May 2023
I’ve experienced increase in the last couple months
But I see I need even MORE
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26 May 2023
The last have been nothing but jumping through hoops
I’ve approached them very differently and calmly than usual but I’m now exhausted
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