Just a dude trying to keep up with the world, and they tell me the world is on twitter. So world, here i am.

Joined October 2009
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28 Feb 2013
Tonight's special: Crap Spaghetti. Yum. instagr.am/p/WRaNWVrukn/

8 Oct 2011
I'm buying pants at niketown. #ownchicago
17 Mar 2011
Today's the day we find out if were painting our next room blue or pink!
17 Mar 2011
Damn you rain! 5 days in a row of a soaking wet run.
16 Mar 2011
Pretty sure I don't have anything interesting to say, but what the hell, I'm not that interested in what any of you are saying either.
22 Oct 2009
@payricktrack birthday today! At chevys looking for jade. Where are you jade? Its been a long year since we last saw you.
5 Oct 2009
Patricktrack just asked me if I wanted to join the google wave. I said thanks, but no thanks. I'm not much of a surfer as I'm afraid of ...
4 Oct 2009
Patrick doesn't like waking up early. He just told me he wants to strangle Dorothy the Hertz bus driver. That's not nice, Patrick.