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16 Apr 2021
I’m at the age now where I can do a daytime activity or a nighttime activity but I can’t, under any circumstance, do both.
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I will be writing poorly written emails riddled with spelling mistakes from here on out. As an AI cleanse. As a breath of fresh air
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If you have ever dated a guy who wore Fierce cologne, you may be entitled to compensation
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Girls will be like “I needed that” and it’s just waking up from a medically induced coma
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Moms will be like “I needed that” and it’s just waking up from a month long coma
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Girls will be like “I needed this” and it’s just solitary confinement in a maximum security prison
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Vacation is fun because l go from scrolling on my phone to scrolling on my phone in a new, exotic location
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Nobody is busier than a girl getting ready for a beach vacation. NOBODY
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It is the first Sunday I do not have Euphoria to look forward to. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time
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Stop worrying about being the hottest version of yourself and start being the craziest
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Hey did you know there’s 20 grams of protein in shutting the fuck up
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They say money can’t buy happiness but it could put me on an island with an ice cold crispy Sancerre served in a glass SO thin a gust of wind could break it, and that is close enough for me
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Me leaving work for a doctors appointment that might also be a spray tan
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There is no greater bliss as a mom of two than being in an airport lounge without your family ♥️
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Me as a therapist:
“Have you tried getting a blowout about it?”
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