used to have an unhealthy addiction to killing hardcore Ironman and role playing as a battle mage. Now I work in a cubicle each day closer to death. I miss it.
Joined September 2014
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Matt retweeted
Feb 28
It's 2004. Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen just released. Your president announced a pointless war with the Middle East.
It's 2026. Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen just released. Your president announced a pointless war with the Middle East.
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Matt retweeted
Jan 5
I just saw some streamer got banned on twitch and it’s his only source of income. So he made a gofundme.
I don’t know if you know this but if you lose your job in real life you don’t start a gofundme. You pick up your shit and find a new job. The fuck is going on in this world
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20 Aug 2025
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Matt retweeted
10 Aug 2025
My favorite store Bass Pro Shops
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24 Apr 2025
one of the funniest soulja boy videos
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Matt retweeted
6 Nov 2024
why did i just find out that alaska and hawaii are this close to texas
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Matt retweeted
15 Oct 2023
I just ordered a Chicago style pizza. It started shooting as soon I opened the box.
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Yo this is wild 😭
A group of white men attacked a black security guard after the security asked them to move their pontoon boat so the big Harriot can dock. They refused to & attacked the security guard.
A group of black men seen & went defend him by beating the white men 💯🙌🏾
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Matt retweeted
24 May 2023
You can't look at BH world activity today and convince me the community has no desire for PvP content.
We need more DMMs.
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Matt retweeted
4 May 2023
Nah this is crazy lmaoo
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13 Apr 2023
The hawk really fumbled the bag 😂🤦🏾♂️
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Matt retweeted
2 Mar 2023
Nigga thought he was Naruto 🤣🤣🤣
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