People will succeed whether you like them or not… God is not your uncle.

Boyfriend is a ticket for survival now?

Make person de fresh pass him helper

Why man go fine like this?

Good morning ☀️ Another day to chase the bag 💼

good morning my loves

Obolu chi, kene Olisa. Thank God for a good sleep last night. I hope you all are good this morning. Have a beautiful Tuesday.😍🥰

Some girls be like “all men are dogs” while having 50 body counts LMAO

Do you think there's hope for a 37 or 40 year old lady to find a good husband to marry ?

RT @DazylingQueen: One drink is missing here. Only legend can know it. What drink is missing?¿

The way I can switch off from people is scary…..you’ll think I was pretending the whole time, but I just know how to let go.

As a man, you must have at least one of these joggers

One of the biggest scams are those people who come to your DM and say, “Notis for Notis” When you check their page, you will see that it is squeaky clean, so what exactly are we noticing? Make I dey repost your own tweets, make you dey like my own, you don see mumu abi? 😂

Day 6 of Nigerian government trying to use instablog to distract Nigerians from the kidnapped kids in oyo by peddling lies against their forever victims, the igbos.

They are too emotional. A woman comes into a room and meets her best friend crying, she would start crying first before asking what's wrong. But for a man he will need to know what the problem was and check if he can be of help or render solution.

it might sound somehow but i barely listen too much to or take most women seriously, because they just say what they want to say at a particular time that they feel like saying it without thinking deep about how hypocritical or absurd it sounds

RT @barllymarma: I need a handler till I get much better 😔😔😔

Lekki Street Boy Just dey get am clear With BamBiLala 🤣🤣🤣

Whenever I want to go buy meat, I fix my hair properly, dress nice and apply lip combo. Works Every time.

What if X decides to expose your bookmarks 😂 Are you safe?

there’s this man soliciting for food door to door in our area. word has it that his eldest child, a son, is 24yrs old. i was coming back from my regular morning walks when my neighbor’s were talking about the matter. Neighbour 1 says: but that boy (his first son) suppose don dey remit funds to make him papa life easy na. Neighbour 2 replies: where do you expect him to see the money from? job no easy to get. Mere looking at his popsy sef, you go know say he no get connection. Papa no put effort into paving way for him pikin but you wan make boy of 24 dey cater for family of 9… Neighbour 1: if he like make he no go find update. suddenly, everyone seems to believe the father who decided to marry 2 wives, give birth to 6 kids all in the space of 4years (meaning the children are all becoming adults almost immediately, one after the other) is not at fault because he has a 24year old son who failed to hustle hard. To be man no easy sha.