Sorry, I’m not famous
Joined July 2009
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6 Dec 2019
“Side hustle” is an adorable name for mandatory extra jobs I have because being alive is impossibly expensive.
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May 27
If sketchers are gonna be 150 dollars. They gotta change the name to Unc Force Ones.
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May 22
Limiting comments on this tells you everything you need to know about her fragile world view
May 21
At this point the only people in Los Angeles that do not want Spencer Pratt for mayor are tmz and the LA Times
Everyone else is like hell yeah !
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May 17
Wanna feel old? Ted Bundy killed 30 people before he was 30.
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So because Rosanne got fired when she shouldn’t have. Kimmel should get fired when he shouldn’t. These people are slow
Apr 30
It only took ABC 5 hours to fire Roseanne from her #1-rated prime time show just for sending one tweet that allegedly was a racial insult to Obama official Valerie Jarrett -- even though Roseanne apologized.
GET JIMMY KIMMEL TF OFF THE AIR!!!
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Apr 29
Rob Schneider finally posting someone doing actual entertaining
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Apr 16
Owen has proof that Adderall psychosis is real
Apr 16
By far the craziest claim by nasa from atriums that is impossible to explain even with the wizards working over time.
25kmph to 350 mph in 7 seconds reaching a speed of 350 at 25k feet. First parachute the second. 7 minutes to splashdown.
7 minutes and 7 seconds to go from 25k mph at 50 miles above the earth. Heat to 5k and cool to a temp that doesn’t make steam.
Please by all means. Attempt to explain that
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Apr 16
Find Obama sharing any of this nonsense. Trump
Posted it. That’s the difference, you entry level skirt steak.
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Apr 15
God ended ‘cousin’ with sin, because he knew what some of yall would do with them.
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Apr 14
Had my first prostate exam today. Doctor came in with glowing hands and a robe. Told me not to worry, he did his residency with the Red Cross.
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Apr 10
None of the indictments are directly connected to any of his investigations. Swinging and missing that hard so close to the ball. embarrassing
Apr 10
You tried to paint me as a pervert for exposing fraud, and as a result radical leftists started trying to dox me and send death threats, wanting to kill me.
Now you are taking credit for “leading the charge” on the fraud. Are you serious?
You are the fraud.
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Excited to attempt my biggest goal next year. Summit Mount Everest to break ground on the death zone’s first data center.
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If we let them live, they might become president
Apr 8
Dead pedophiles don't reoffend
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a stupid question indeed
Stupid question, is there gravity inside the body because like how are they able to swallow stuff?
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America’s in the toilet so deep the Moon is gonna be a state before Puerto Rico.
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A.D.D. is the first part of Adderall which is amazing marketing if anyone ever took it for that.
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