hold the fort!

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18 Jun 2021
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST
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Fuck it, going to get a memmo from John Gibbons congratulating me for graduating Yes I'm treating myself
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Replying to @CakeMcJabe
I think fans are really annoyed. By a few things and here they are: 1. Since October every one of them has been spammed videos nonstop of this fat fraud hitting HRs off Will Warren up 5 or other meaningless hits while silumataneoufsly LITERALLY being threatened they were going to be tormented for 14 more years by someone who the back of their baseball represents a fringe all-star at best. 2. Same guy who after a series of doing nothing to actually help his team win took all the credit and went on national TV to say in front of the world da Jankees lose. 3. Let’s roll into this szn. He’s fat as ever and sucks as always and his numbers have been plummeting against the Yanks this season and all of a sudden when he drops to .300 his back mysteriously gets injured. And then mysteriously is all better when they’re about leave town. 4. Now this same rotten fraudulent piece of shit that Bluejays fans have used to harass them is stealing an all-star spot from a homegrown kid the fanbase loves and he deserves more than anyone. I would say fans are rightfully fed the fuck up.
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What a goddamn match
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This NZ/Iran match has some juice
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He was waaaay offside lmao you could tell from watching live
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KIWIS
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Doku trying to do jinky mi jinky against AFCON defenders
Egyptian fullbacks see all of Doku’s moves against TP Mazembe multiple times per season.
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Replying to @theplantainshow
Doku vs Egypt was like bringing Jollof to a Nigerian wedding and expecting people to be impressed. 😭 😭
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Every 4 years the world is subjected to Lukaku and it fucking rocks hahaha
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Lmfao Lukaku actually did it
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These hydration breaks are horrendous
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WHAT A STRIKE!
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first in my bloodline to see graham potter on zara larsson’s instagram
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Replying to @Billy_chilly
We hebben een serieus ontbijt
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CABO VERDE
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Mitch Marner on the remarkable comeback: “We have an older group that just stays patient and stays calm. We don’t turn on each other, we don’t get mad at each other.”
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Replying to @Billy_chilly
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At a Dutch breakfast place in Edmonton Alberta, Canada. There are words being put in sentences that have never been put in sentences before.
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Legitimately the most beautiful city on the planet to me is Vancouver. I have had so much fun in Montreal as well and they always put on a good show. Both cities are great. You'll just never tell me Toronto is bad or lacklustre when we always show up.
Replying to @Billy_chilly
Toronto lives in Van & Mtl’s head rent free. Meanwhile Torontonians only have love for the other cities
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Hate that Canadians are arguing between BMO and BC place. Both are super unique for many reasons and offer something different to the other stadiums in this tournament. But they both have something in common thats rare to find in this world cup…..
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This is derangement
Replying to @Billy_chilly
We are enjoying it! We enjoy pointing out all the ways we are better than Toronto too! Normally you guys just roll your eyes and ignore it. But for this tournament it seems to have struck a nerve too close to the truth with the Torontonians...
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