Gavino Suave: The Exposé
Written by Billy Versaw
Gavino
Suave
Gavino
Suave
Smooth talk, big flaws, watch the money flow
[Verse 1]
Everybody knows I'm the Governor supreme
Promised to fix it all, living the dream
Billions on the homeless, tents still in the street
Twenty-four billion spent, can't track the receipt
French Laundry dinners while the state was locked down
Rules for thee, not for me, yeah I wore the crown
Hair stays perfect through every scandal storm
Businesses fleeing, but my charm keeps 'em warm
[Chorus]
Gavino
Suave
Gavino
Suave
Smooth talk, big flaws, watch the money flow
[Verse 2]
EDD payments, billions lost to fraud
Unemployment scam, gave it all a nod
High-speed rail dream, costs gone through the roof
Decades of nothing, just taxpayer proof
Recall election? I survived that fight
Mail-in ballots flying left and right
Taxes keep rising, regulations tight
Wasted dollars everywhere, but I shine so bright
[Chorus]
Gavino
Suave
Gavino
Suave
Smooth talk, big flaws, watch the money flow
[Verse 3]
Associate scandals, funds going astray
Chief of staff stories in the news today
Budget deficits piling, surplus turned to debt
Napa living lavish while the state's upset
I'm the king of swagger, ego never fades
Flip-flops and failures in these California shades
Vote for me again, I'll promise something new
Gavino Suave — too smooth for you
Gavino Suave... (Billions gone!)
Gavino Suave... (Tents stay strong!)
Gavino Suave... (Hair game on!)