Hashtag game player, keto, and Independent voter, with a weird sense of humor. current status: Meh.
Joined March 2014
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WTF is going on at LaSalle waterfront park in Niagara Falls, NY? Why isn't the fishing pier installed yet? What the hell am I paying taxes for if this city can't do anything for the people? Stop taking our money if you're not going to do anything!
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All the ballots Trump was looking for.
#FoundInTheLincolnMemorialPool
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Lincoln's rubber ducky.
#FoundInTheLincolnMemorialPool
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Imagine driving on a dark and stormy night and seeing this in the car's headlights. π€£
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Frankie Valley Forge & The Four Seasons.
#TakeABandBackInTime
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The Amazing Digital Circuits.
#ASongOrMovieForCarRepairs
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#WhileYoureWatchingTheWorldCup I have to ask a question. Have you watched any soccer games other than a child related to you is playing?
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I'm watching @peoplevfood Smash or Pass: Willy Wonka Foods, and I just googled something that I thought I knew, but was wrong.
Did you know snozzberries are not boogers? I always thought that that was what it was, but Google corrected me.
Snozzberries taste like penises.
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