He's spent the last few months working with our team, doing everything he can to help other BMWs. He even goes out to talk to cars in rough neighborhoods, helping them make something of themselves.
Thanks for everything, Bruce. You inspire us every day β€ 10/10 #BruceTheBMW
We first met Bruce when he came in for a job interview. He was wearing his best shoes. He was nervous, but it was clear from the start that he really wanted to help other cars however he could.
We gave him the job on the spot 9/10 #BruceTheBMW#bmwf30#bimmertech#bmwpower
From that day on, Bruce started dreaming. He'd spend hours thinking how to help other cars like him deal with their low self-esteem and transform themselves into the #BMW they always wanted to be.
That's when he discovered BimmerTech 8/10 #BruceTheBMW#bmwf30#bimmer
His bimpappy was the only one he could talk to. They'd always been close; Bruce would go over for dinner every month.
"Bimpappy," said Bruce.
"Aye?"
"You don't have a camera either, you don't have CarPlay or anything, but you're happy..." 5/10 #BruceTheBMW#bmw#bimmertech
He was scared to reverse in front of other cars. Would they see he didn't have a camera? Was it that obvious? Bruce was sure every chuckle across the parking lot was directed at him 3/10 #BruceTheBMW#bmw#bimmertech#bmwf#trump#bmwfan#f30#bimmer
It all started two years ago.
Bruce was a high school sophomore. He just wanted to get out of there β it's not easy being the only kid with the basic trim package. Having people follow you home after class, laughing: "Where's your backup camera? lulz" 2/10 #BruceTheBMW#bmw
Bruce. Quite the name for a car, I think you'll agree.
But behind that name is a heart of gold; Bruce is always happy to help our team develop *amazing* #BMW retrofits.
How did a little 318i like Bruce end up working at BimmerTech? Strap in and we'll tell you 1/10 #BruceTheBMW