Not dead, yet.

Joined October 2011
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22 Apr 2025
Been awhile, so experimenting with different lighting/shading/colouring effects. Also, never drew this motherfella before, which I think is some kind of requirement for maintaining your furry card?
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4 Apr 2025
I would like to formally restart the rumours that Justin fucked Melania, and that's what all this shit has really been about.
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2 Apr 2025
I know Val Kilmer and Joel Shumacher didn't get along in real life, but I have to wonder if they're both looking down and facepalming in solidarity that "Batman Forever" is what they're gonna be most remembered for.
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28 Mar 2025
Doodle practice. Random Encounter.
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5 Mar 2025
"Hey, have you watched 'White Lotus' yet?" "Nah, me and the BF are still binging 'The Sopranos'." "Oh God, you know what sucks about The Sopranos? Too many Italians! That's why White Lotus is better, no Italians whatsoever!" -WORK CONVERSATION BETWEEN ME AND AN ITALIAN GIRL.
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27 Feb 2025
All these years later, and the lyrics "🎵 ...SHE RIDES MISSILES WHILE DODGING OTHER MISSILES... 🎶" still live rent free in my head. #MischiefMakersa youtu.be/59TcHhPBdUo?si=9bjj…
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23 Feb 2025
"Hey, do you mind if I hang up my Jesus cross here?" "Oh yeah, that's fine, I never masturbate in this room."
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21 Feb 2025
Is there a name for this phenomenon? Because exactly this is happening to me, and I swear I'm not doing it on purpose.
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14 Feb 2025
JFC, y'know how those old, safe, family-friendly comic strips occasionally take their brakes off? #Curtis
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13 Feb 2025
It's funny to think that a month ago, Trudeau was the most hated man in Canada, and now that Trump started a trade war (which he did at least partially out of spite for Justin), ... suddenly JT's popularity amongst his people is looking up.
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13 Feb 2025
(Mind you, he's still a twat and I'm glad he's stepping down, but now he might get to end his reign on a high note. Thanks, Donald!)
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4 Feb 2025
Got my haircut at a friend's place last night. When I sat in the chair, her dog climbed onto my lap and I got to pet him for the duration of the cut ...and it occured to me that this is a really good business idea for anyone looking to start up a barbershop/salon with a gimmick.
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27 Jan 2025
Lotta people shitting on #Section31, but I just want to point out that another #StarTrek film that eschewed Trek's thought provoking morality plays in favour of fluffy, mainstream, trope-ridden nonsense is considered to be one the best Trek films, for some reason.
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25 Jan 2025
Me, covering for the cosmetician on her lunch break, bored and thinking how I'd use the funky the decor as a weapon in case anyone tries to rob the place:
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21 Jan 2025
Browsing an antique store can really be journey into a simpler, more naive time...
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19 Jan 2025
DAD "Hey, Mike, wanna go hiking with my and my biking group?" ME "Sure. What are their names?" DAD "Eh, I don't know." -Later- DAD "Hey, everyone, I brought my son, Mike." SOME GUY "A pleasure, Mike. And... what was YOUR name, again?"
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17 Jan 2025
My hernia girdle has given me a case of Rob Liefeld Anatomy.
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15 Jan 2025
Just got the catscan results back... Turns out I got TWO hernias! :D
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13 Jan 2025
Was told yesterday that my grandmother decided to be placed in a medically-induced sleep that she will not wake up from, tomorrow night. She's 102 and gets anxious if there's too many people, so I'm going to hang back and be happy that we had a good time together on New Years.
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