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May 15
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Victoria's Secret is not a store that's exclusively exclusively teenagers so the teenagers who shop there need to be prepared for other aged people to be around lol
you're 26 years old, and she's a teenager. you have a different level of comfort
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Jun 14
everyone said I’d get over the face change but I’m still not over it
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Jun 13
me trying to impress thomas the tank engine trade
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Jun 12
Talking to your coworker about video games when you’re not a gun and ball gamer feels like a humiliation ritual
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Jun 12
How anyone could prefer the right is wild to me.
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Jun 10
Donald and Goofy appear for about .5 seconds there. I didn't see a hint of any other Disney character that whole time what do they think people like about these games lol.
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Jun 10
I've never considered that "all of the above" means "all of the answers above." I mean I suppose I once did as a child but now I know it means all of the answers listed but still lol. At first I was like "you know what they mean" but like, I can understand how people would fumble
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I'm going to honest there's really only 2 characters important to Scary Movie and the Wayans are not any of them lol.
Marlon Wayans recently revealed in an interview that Shannon Elizabeth was not part of Scary Movie 6 because she declined the compensation offer she was given.
According to Marlon, she felt the proposed percentage was too low, considering she had made more from her OnlyFans content. She revealed that she earned $1 million in her first week of creating content and requested a higher share, which Marlon refused to approve.
Marlon reportedly told her that while she appeared in Scary Movie and Scary Movie 2, her role was not a major factor in the franchise’s success and therefore did not justify the larger percentage she was seeking. He gave her a choice: accept the offer as presented or walk away from the project.
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Shannon Elizabeth stated she was not contacted for Scary Movie 6; Marlon Wayans explained her absence was due to too many returning cast members, not a pay dispute over OnlyFans earnings. She appeared only in the first Scary Movie. people.com/shannon-elizab… yahoo.com/entertainment/… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shannon_E…
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X is now meta and Y is ZU. Zap cannon is not Electric Surge lol.
Jun 3
Serebii Update: Mega Raichu's abilities have been confirmed
Mega Raichu X has Electric Surge
Mega Raichu Y has No Guard
serebii.net
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I can't believe how stupid other humans are. I can't believe I'm stuck on earth with people who think two different things are actually the same.
May 31
God, in my late teens I worked at a library and a girl called the library’s number to hit on me. I should have given her a stunner, citizen’s arrested her and called the FBI.
Not every awkward encounter needs to have punitive consequences.
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May 30
He should be normal technician. Like Ambipom, and his speed is just reflected a very high speed stat stab priority moves. Quick attack/multi hit atacks. Done. Shut up. He does not quake earths.
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May 30
Oh shit it's David. What up, David?
May 28
Aile üyeleri arasında şakacı kişiliğiyle tanınan bir genç, kurban kesimi sonrasında işkembe parçasını kafasına geçirerek oldukça ilginç bir maske tasarladı.
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May 29
Amazing.
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May 28
Finger on the pulse lol
May 28
Tom Hanks says that ‘TOY STORY 5’ has one of the most heartbreaking scenes of the franchise.
“The little girl is getting her feelings hurt by what other people are texting about her, and she doesn’t understand why.”
(Source: @THR)
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May 28
This is the most "man I think it depends" situation imaginable. It's both. Let the single mom live a little at the cost of an iPad making cartoon sound effects a little too loud. Take the screaming child out of the restaurant after a few minutes.
May 28
Fed up with screaming kids at dinner? More Americans support adults-only dining trib.al/T2gpzMI
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May 28
I've navigated this a few times. The way I've explained it is I say I've started to develop "some" feelings and I asked if they have any of the same feelings. I confirm that it's absolutely something I can control and end, but brought it up asap to know whether not to do that.
May 27
idk how to explain that 7 times out of 10, it’s basically a friendship-ending event. people prefer the status quo, if your counterparty gives you an “escalate or we’re done” ultimatum, a lot of people are gonna react negatively to that. men don’t seem to have a problem understanding this dynamic in reverse, for example, when marriage proposals are expected
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May 27
What in the Evil Dead II...
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Seems like I forgot to post them here.
I'll make the new megas when the new gen comes.
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Anyone who thinks Pokémon shouldn’t do balance patches is misguided. Every other (serious) E-Sport does it!
If 4 Pokémon are seeing 50% usage there is a problem!
May 19
These are the usage stats of this past weekend's VR May Challenge #3! 📊 #PokemonChampions
Basculegion and Garchomp reach their highest point in this ruleset, while Glimmora storms in after its Ranked Battles success! 📈
📖 Teams, results and all info: victoryroad.pro/vr-may26-3/
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