I thought it’d be, you know, a bit of a laugh (she/they)
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Bitty Garrett retweeted
6 Aug 2022
“Uh oh, what’s gonna happen with thiiiiiiis?” (Picking up random objects at Chekhov’s house.)
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19 Jun 2022
Excuse me, Mr. Hollywood? Madame Broadway? The people NEED a Guy Fieri biopic with @BeetlejuiceBway’s Alex Brightman (@AlexBUpdates) playing the platinum-spiked, rock’n’roll-radiating ambassador of Flavortown™️ ASAP. Are you rollin’ out with us, or not?? Producers, your move…
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Bitty Garrett retweeted
17 Mar 2022
This got popular overnight.
Here's an essay I wrote.
beingcharis.medium.com/urgen…
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Bitty Garrett retweeted
11 Jan 2022
doing some research
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Bitty Garrett retweeted
12 Jan 2022
“It’s 9am somewhere” -me having my first sip of water at 2pm
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Bitty Garrett retweeted
If you're searching for good news, look at Starbucks workers unionizing, look at Amazon workers unionizing, the John Deere strike, the Kellogg's workers holding the line, student workers striking at Columbia. There is hope in the labor movement, there is hope in organizing.
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Bitty Garrett retweeted
28 Nov 2021
Start naming the variants after the women from Mambo No. 5.
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23 Oct 2021
RT @necrologies: pretty girls don't hate on other pretty girls for no reason if you hate on other pretty girls then you're not actually pre…
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Bitty Garrett retweeted
30 Sep 2021
“i don’t judge people for not getting vaccinated” you should. they are terrible decision makers.
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Bitty Garrett retweeted
26 Sep 2021
"Generational Wealth" isn't just inheriting a pile of money, it's also things like whose parents are able to help you pay your first deposit on a rental, whose parents can help you out when your car stops running, whose parents can just send you food when you're low
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Bitty Garrett retweeted
22 Sep 2021
ur in her dms, I’m also in her dms. No one is manning the lighthouse
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Why do long meetings exist? You're telling me that the 90 minutes it took for you to give a rundown is the same 90 minutes it took Shrek to take down the monarchy AND learn to dissolve his emotional barriers so he could welcome people into his life?
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