I'm a son of the bourbon, I'm a son of a bitch
I'm the dying breed of rock and roll left ass up in a ditch
I've been up against the law, I've served some time in jail
I've been known for gettin' stoned and raised my share of hell
Sometimes I surprise myself at my negotiating skills. I just made a deal with my wife…if she does my laundry a couple days early for me I’d give her some nookie tonight. She says
Everything costs a fortune because the dollar is dying, yet the sheep are still doing everything they can to accumulate more, including selling the greatest money ever known to man.