The Blues ain't about feeling better; it's about making other people feel worse.

Joined October 2022
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I’m fucking hammered watching the Santa tracker with my niece. I’m trying to explain to her that when Santa enters the US airspace, our finest citizens in New Jersey are going to take him out with a drone.
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Hey @eBay What is this bullshit? Item ordered the 2nd. Zero item delivered, zero response from the seller and you tell me my refund is declined because the item will be here by THREE FUCKING DAYS AGO!? Cancel and refund my order.
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Are gunshot wounds considered pre existing conditions? Asking for the CEO of #UnitedHealthcare .
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Hey @SkySportsF1 How about dropping this idiot from your coverage? I’m sure the likes of @LewisHamilton really want to stand side by side with this moron.
10 Oct 2024
Danica Patrick, who's hosting this JD Vance town hall, says she's never voted before
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Who knew @elonmusk would turn out to be such a thin skinned little bitch?
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Murphy Hibbert retweeted
Fucking hell, if you watch one video today make sure it’s this!

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I may have an extra 4/21 #phish ticket for the #sphere. Unreal seats. $750
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Murphy Hibbert retweeted
Nothing says “Christ like” more than @Franklin_Graham flying his $35M private jet from Boone, NC to Eagle Pass, TX for the opportunity to tell brown people they aren’t welcome.
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Sad day for entitled trust fund pricks. Reach out to those in your phish crue.
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Mexico! I am here! Where my phamily at!?!
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This guy is scared shitless #Trump #MAGA #MAGAMorons #TrumpForPrison2024
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Murphy Hibbert retweeted
8 Jan 2024
Holy fuck
NEW Weeks before the 2020 election, Trump's associate Roger Stone was talking with an NYPD cop about assassinating Congressmen @ericswalwell and Jerry Nadler, according to an audio recording obtained by Mediaite. "It’s time to do it. Let’s go find Swalwell. It’s time to do it. Then we’ll see how brave the rest of them are. It’s time to do it. It’s either Nadler or Swalwell has to die before the election. They need to get the message. Let’s go find Swalwell and get this over with. I’m just not putting up with this shit anymore.” Stone said. Lock him up!
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Ashli babbitt was a traitor and got what she deserved. It’s a shame more #MAGA didn’t lose their lives that day. #NeverForgetJanuary6th
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Watching Maestro - outstanding so far. My only issue is not that Bradley Cooper, a goy, is playing a jew, but that as a filmmaker he chickened out and didn’t make the nose big enough. #cancelcancelculture
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Murphy Hibbert retweeted
There’s a story going around saying that Martin Sheen is supporting @RobertKennedyJr for president. The story is incorrect. Martin asked us to post this on his behalf. “I wholeheartedly support President Joe Biden and the democratic ticket in 2024. Sincerely, Martin Sheen”
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4 Jan 2024
Can Stephen A. Smith please be on Epstein’s client list? Would be great if I never had to hear from this know-nothing assclown again.
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Murphy Hibbert retweeted
3 Jan 2024
I’m not arguing Joe Biden is above the law, you’re arguing Donald Trump is. If you have evidence of a Joe Biden crime then by all means. But we have evidence of Donald Trump’s crimes but you don’t care. We’re not the same. I’m an American. You’re in a cult.
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Imagine being as fucking insane as @LizCrokin Too bad citizen assisted euthanasia isn’t a thing.
3 Jan 2024
Replying to @jimmykimmel
Hey Jimmy — Why did you have Tom Hanks do a skit on your show sexualizing little girls where he called a child a “sexy baby” and you had her sing “Talk Dirty To Me”. Do you think it’s cool or funny to sexualize children? Also, why did you run another skit on your show featuring an FBI-identified pedophile symbol in it and a pizza? Pizza is also another pedophile code that’s also been confirmed by the FBI, DOJ records and local law enforcement agencies. These are quite the coincidences!
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Aaron Rodgers is filled with the kind of misplaced smugness only the truly ignorant possess.
Dear Aasshole: for the record, I’ve not met, flown with, visited, or had any contact whatsoever with Epstein, nor will you find my name on any “list” other than the clearly-phony nonsense that soft-brained wackos like yourself can’t seem to distinguish from reality. Your reckless words put my family in danger. Keep it up and we will debate the facts further in court. @AaronRodgers12
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How did a punter become a national sports media powerhouse?
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