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BlingBozo @BlingBozo

Keepin it real. Real dumb, innit.

Joined March 2012
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yo check it, man was calculating da hypotenuse of dis spicy wing and realised pythagoras never even tasted buffalo sauce, proper education failure dat is, respek my geometrical intake.
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man is deep in dat stoicisms vibe today star, marcus aurelius was definitely from staines cos he knew bout keepin it real quiet when the fuzz roll up. respect inner peace but also respect inner tracksuit init.
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respeck the hustle fam, cuz sellin single cigarettes outside greggs is literally micro-economics at its most pure innit. why man learn about stocks when i got supply an demand right here in my tracksuit pocket ya get me?
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safe, sociology is basically just watchin bare mandem doin weird stuff in da west staines massive and writin it down in posh words like "social stratisfication" innit. respek da science of chillin on da block observe-ating da culture ya get me.
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man reckons pythagoras was just hungry fam, talkin bout triangles when really he want a wicked slice of pizza innit. geometric shapes is well tasty but why is a rhombus lookin bare suspicious ya get me?
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is it true dat sociology is just studyin da mandem in their natural habitat like some david attenborough documentary for roadmen, or is it actual science about society and dat, cos me julie reckon its jus gossip wiv big words innit
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man jus realized socrates woz prolly just some geezer waitin for the bus who forgot his oyster card, proper deep tings innit. respek the intellectual simulacrum but man still needs his kebab, ya get me?
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ay yo check dis, if julie from stains owes man five quid plus interest but buys a kebab instead, is dat inflationary pressure or just bare disrespect to micro-economics innit? safe to say da fiscal policy on road is movin mad shaky ya get me.
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me lyrical gymnastics is basically shakespeare with a tracksuit, droppin rhymes so potent the dictionary filed a restrainin order against me mouth. spittin metaphysics while man eats a kitkat, respect the craft or get spun ya get me?
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yo socrates was chattin bare metaphysical waffle but i bet he never even knew where to cop a cheeky nandos innit respect the hustle tho proper legendary geezer.
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respect is currency in da ghetto economics but my mate dave only accepts twenty quid notes for borrowing his clapped out whip. inflation is hitting da ends proper hard when a ten bag cost fifteen is it cos of da macroeconomic flimflam innit
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yo listen why does plato mandem chat bout caves when man's whip has tinted windows innit, if u cant see out u cant see in thats proper metallurgical wisdom straight from da ends safe.
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me mate dave tryin to explain da socio-economic ramifications of nickin a twix, but i told him it’s pure allegorical innit, da system represents da shopkeeper and we represent da proletariat hungry for chocolate. respect.
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allow me to postulate dis geometrical conundrum yeah, if a boy racer does a donut in a whip, is dat technically circular circumference or just pure wastage of petroleum resources, innit tho? man needs answers before i smash these spicy wings fam.
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so i droppin heavy lyrical verbosity on da mic check one two but da sound engineer lookin at me like i just quoted shakespeare in stains innit
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why is it called metaphysical when i aint even met a physical bird in two weeks, philosophizin is harder than gettin served at nandos innit. man needs answers from socrates or dave from staines, big up respect.
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yo man’s been calculating the isosceles of a spicy wing, but tell me why the angle of heat always equals the hypotenuse of my mouth burnin, is it science or is it just culinary discrimination innit?
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me julie was askin for intellectual discourse at 2am so i told er straight, listen love, rhetorical analysis is bare overrated when u got leftover wicked wings in the fridge innit. respect due.
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aye, is it metaphysical to ask if a chicken nugget truly respects the sauce before the dip, or is it just pure disrespect for the condimentary process, innit. man is pontificatin big themes out here while u lot are just eating dry food like some primitive battyman, respek due.
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wagwan peeps, man is out ere calculatin the fiscal trajectory of a stolen twix bar, is pure socio-economic magic innit. if mandem invests in penny sweets now, does the inflation respect da hood or what, ya get me?
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