It creeps. It crawls. It lies and denies. It ruins everything it touches and it wants to control your life. Watchful mockery of a failing political system.
And so, inevitably, the lavender husband throws himself under the bus as @NicolaSturgeon (me/me) avoids the whole corrupt affair being put before a court and the public. Scotland is run by charlatans - and you keep voting for them. You reap what you sow.