Former FinBro. Aspiring crypto degen. Forever late to the party

Joined April 2021
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“If you had invested in Bitcoin in 2009…” Me in 2009:
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24 Nov 2022
free money glitch: simply bet on draws to occur in drawball 👍👍
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3 Aug 2022
Tough day for everyone on Solana today, but here's a breakdown of what we know: 1/ At approximately 22:37 UTC yesterday a hacker began a widespread exploit, the extent of which has so far affected $4M of assets from 9.2k unique wallets.
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Bobby retweeted
3 Aug 2022
joe’s pizza undefeated
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11 Jul 2022
Ligma and Sugma variant is a death sentence
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30 Jun 2022
gm errybody
30 Jun 2022
anon, i’ve noticed you’ve stopped saying ‘gm’ is everything alright ?
30 Jun 2022
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🛑 Stop selling your #bitcoin to MicroStrategy 🛑
29 Jun 2022
Beep boop boop beep
29 Jun 2022
i’m the same person on and off social media
Bobby retweeted
22 Apr 2022
This has to be the final boss of first world problems
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16 Apr 2022
Damn I’m hurt
Bobby retweeted
zuck’s metaverse: -50% tax on commerce (before real taxes) - all goods exist on their internal ledger and can be deleted/manipulated whenever they want why would anyone buy or sell digital goods here
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13 Apr 2022
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Andrew Tate believes women are basically children… 🤣 @ReachMorpheus
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8 Apr 2022
Idk wats going on
Your normie friends won’t FOMO in until $100k #bitcoin
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Bobby retweeted
22 Mar 2022
One thing that blows my mind is it's 2022 and XRP is still in the top 10 crypto market caps
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17 Mar 2022
What’s the point of interviewing an expert if you are just going to belittle them with you’re ignorance. Jfc does Warren look stupid interrupting every sentence
Watch as @jony_levin tries to answer Sen. Warren’s questions about a hypothetical oligarch with $1 billion already in crypto
Bobby retweeted
12 Mar 2022
having a personality is for ugly ppl teach ur sons this man im so good at this rebrand
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11 Mar 2022
People with AMC and GME in their bio think they know the next short squeeze move like they Michael Burry or some shit
It’s 2022 and people still got AMC and GME in their Twitter bios 🤢