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May 27
What if you trained an AI to recreate CryptoPunks? It would fail. That failure is the art. That's what @MichaelHirsch built with Slonks. Full interview in the next tweet 👇
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Introducing Season 1 of Slop Packs. Season 1 will include 10,250 total packs: - 10,000 Sloplings - 250 NFTs from the prize vault The claim will be free for Slonks and ethereum:0x999b49c0d1612e619a4a4f6280733184da025108 holders. Mint starts May 28 at 9 AM ET on slops.xyz.
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Blockhash retweeted
new slops website slops.xyz

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Blockhash retweeted
May 13
To celebrate, I’m giving $300 worth of $SLOP to two people. Create your very best Deadfellaz inspired slop with your AI of choice, chuck it in the comments and Il choose the winners in 24 hours. I marked this post as a paid partnership, but I’m not being paid, it is a co-promo. Ok ty GOOD LUCK!
DEADFELLAZ ARE IN THE MACHINE 💀 Slops is collaborating with @Deadfellaz to add Deadfellaz NFTs to the Slop Machine prize vault. Soon you’ll be able to insert $SLOP, spin onchain, and have a chance to win a Deadfellaz NFT.
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DEADFELLAZ ARE IN THE MACHINE 💀 Slops is collaborating with @Deadfellaz to add Deadfellaz NFTs to the Slop Machine prize vault. Soon you’ll be able to insert $SLOP, spin onchain, and have a chance to win a Deadfellaz NFT.
Introducing Slops An onchain NFT prize arcade powered by $SLOP. Slonks create $SLOP. $SLOP powers the games. The games spit out NFTs. The first game will be Slop Machines, a slot-style onchain game where players put in $SLOP for a chance to win NFTs from the prize vault.
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Introducing Slops An onchain NFT prize arcade powered by $SLOP. Slonks create $SLOP. $SLOP powers the games. The games spit out NFTs. The first game will be Slop Machines, a slot-style onchain game where players put in $SLOP for a chance to win NFTs from the prize vault.
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$SLOP volume will create ETH fees. Those fees will buy Slonks from the floor. The bought Slonks are also locked in the protocol and become future revival inventory for $SLOP holders.
$SLOP is liquid slop. A Slonk’s slop is the number of pixels that differ from its original CryptoPunk. 1 slop = 1 $SLOP. Every Slonk has 576 pixels, so the max supply starts at 5,760,000. But 386 Slonks are already burned. Current theoretical max: 5,537,664. Every future burn lowers it again.
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$SLOP is liquid slop. A Slonk’s slop is the number of pixels that differ from its original CryptoPunk. 1 slop = 1 $SLOP. Every Slonk has 576 pixels, so the max supply starts at 5,760,000. But 386 Slonks are already burned. Current theoretical max: 5,537,664. Every future burn lowers it again.
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Blockhash retweeted
Today I had to make the difficult decision to lay off 100% of the Slonks art department. AI is simply better at making slop. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
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$SLOP is coming. Every Slonk has slop. Soon, you’ll be able to send a Slonk into the void and release its $SLOP. Spend $SLOP to pull a random Slonk back out. It comes back changed. Maybe healed. Maybe damaged.
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Blockhash retweeted
1 slop = 1 slop
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Here’s something I love about Slonks: the search space is genuinely uncomputable. Not “large.” Not “big.” Uncomputable. Every GPU on Earth running until heat death wouldn’t enumerate it. Quick walk through the math.
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Blockhash retweeted
Funny you say that. I think I may be on to something...
Replying to @MichaelHirsch
you can build something interesting on uniswap v4 combined with your ideas
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Blockhash retweeted
Slonks CLI update 0.1.2 🧪 `slonks mine` is live. A local slop miner that runs on your machine, searches merge paths, shows a live terminal UI, and keeps going until it finds your target diff count. bunx @blockhash/slonks mine --owner 0x... --target 330 Mine slop.
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You can now track the ancestry of a slonk on slonks.xyz to see all of the slonks that were burned to make it.
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Let’s do this again, but in 24 hours, whoever has the highest slop count will win 0.2 eth. The current leader cannot win.
If someone can beat my #1 slop in the next 24 hours I’ll give them 0.2 eth! 👀
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If someone can beat my #1 slop in the next 24 hours I’ll give them 0.2 eth! 👀
The script is live! Have fun! If you need help send this to your ai agent and they should be able to run it no problem. npmjs.com/package/@blockhash…
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LEADERBOARDS!! slonks.xyz/leaderboard
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MEEEERGE! slonks.xyz Fun feature is it pulls in ones listed for sell so you can easily preview what a merge would look like with one of yours before buying.
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Who's ready for the MERGE LAB?!
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