HELLO FRIENDS AND MANULERS I have prepared a NEW LIST of my top 5 favorite Manuls! #manul #pallascat

USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen. I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify. In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather. "Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully. "Honey, that's what it looks like." The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it." I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it. I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South. It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent. "Well?" the waitress asked. "I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed." "Everybody does, hon." Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it. Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating. I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden. It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.

Soggy orange Pallas has been found in Turkmenistan

"there are months where no video games are played, and days where video games are played maybe 8 hours a day" -Vlaimir Illich Lenin

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

"Hahaha, he clicked the Big Picture Mode button again instead of minimising Steam! We got him again!"

Any American politics nerds wanna join my pol GC we are full of British people and I'm lonely in my nerdism

Shat so hard my nose started bleeding ama

i miss Bol so much, oh Bol, why did you have to go, why not stay with us for longer, why not for eternity, Bol you will be forever in our hearts.

お肉🥩を求めてジャンピング♪ #仔マヌル #マヌルネコ #ノボシビルスク動物園ツアー

It's actually crazy how much better and more fun the World Cup content on the tl gets when the EU timezone goes to sleep and it's all Americans and EU tourists who actually came over here to have fun

Does anyone know how to make the English shut the fuck up man it's gotten to a point where offline people I know irl are hearing about how whiny and obnoxious they're being 😭😭

アズちゃん会いたいねえ でも今は我慢、お母さん頑張って

Pepe is a unique manul. She is one of the few manuls who initiates contact with humans and likes interacting with keepers, asking to be played with and trained with food. She did this even during pregnancy and resumed her play 2 weeks after giving birth. Fuckin💎of a manul tbh

Hunter Biden says happy pride

Could you even imagine a republican promising to put democrats in their cabinet

We really gotta do something about Californias vote counting man this is absurd

So obviously Hunter probably shouldn't actually run for president as hilarious as that would be but I nominate we make him President of Twitter

I'm worried that Hunter Biden is getting addicted to Twitter which is just as dangerous as crack

And Go Birds