Morton, Gourock YAC, NASCAR and Bovril

Joined December 2021
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I don’t like @GerardMcDade . His existence annoys me. I hope his life is overcome by sleep apnea. #pillock
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Imagine Morton’s LB (left back) kicked the ball away after a free kick. Could say he is Delaney restart 🤣🤣🤣 #fridayjoke #morton
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Anyone think it’s funny pirates got scurvy (lack of vitamin C) even tho they spent all their time at SEA 💀🏴‍☠️
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Bruh.
Union is finally over finished.
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Misread.
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MWHAHA. My names beffy and I smell.
You should be able to block quote retweets as well as blocking who can reply to a tweet.
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🚨🗞️EXCLUSIVE: A source close to the player has confirmed that Reuben Lopata-White has been practicing semen retention for over 5 days in preparation for the game against Partick thistle tonight. Do we think this sacrifice will pay off in the long run?
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Thought of this on the whim but has anyone thought about how all of paisley is illegitimate and they don’t have a birth certificate and that they’ve all got aids and can’t get rid of it? Dirty paisley bastards. #bastards #bastards #bastards #STMPAR
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BlueHoopHustle retweeted
Not sure who I want to win this game at half 7, scum vs scummer. Can a bomb just get dropped on the SMISA. @IRIran_Military @POTUS #InternationalWomensDay @NicolaSturgeon 😂😂 as if at cow ever did anything 👌🏻
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Holy fuck Delaney’s lucky he has a good barber 💈 ✂️ cos he’s been absolutely dug meat 🥩
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Some chaperonage sweetheart!! @GerardMcDade #COYBIG
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BlueHoopHustle retweeted
🔵⚪ NEXT GAME 🆚 ABERDEEN 🏆 Premier Sports Cup 🏟 Cappielow Park ⏰ 3pm 🎫 app.fanbaseclub.com/Fan/Tick… @Everything_gmfc @MatthewWoo62691 @Morton_FC @COWSHED_Morton @imried7 @Dalrada_DFCO @BlairMcNally1 @BlueHoopHustle @mon_the_ton @mortontannoy @_BillyDavies @PremSportsTV

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Just seen a white fiat punto FLYING at 65 doon eh splash blasting billy brag🤦‍♂️ im all for a bitta the bragster but not at that velolicty in a residential area FFS (for fuck sake)🤬🤬 @inverclyderoads #boyracer #FUMING
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@MQuinnMSYP here’s eh next column issue for ye! Could do wae a few speed bumps doon eh 💦 (splash)(esplanade). #MatthewQuinnforMinistryOfDefence
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Tennents. Greenock Morton. 4-4-2. Blue And White Hoops. Keeper in Green. Cowshed Rocking. 3pm. Now yer talkin
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What sorta fucken pint is iss. Footys back but al naw be back here Fucksake!!#GMFC #wearebackbaby #huluchippendalesdance
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At mad midge millar doon grock emite. Could at mean a ton return????🤞🤞🤞🤞 #cleatsbar. My manager, 100% win rate.#HYROX #FITNESSFACTORY
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BOING BOING!!! @bbgisyerda @realcolinquinn @ManpreetPTFC_V5 yet another year in the mighty Morton buoys shadow. Enjoy the championship😂(again). Brian Graham smells like used plimsoles🥿👃
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In iss daft Elba (inverkip hotel (elbow room))(cash only ffs (for fucks sake)). B2B quiz champs you’ll never sing that. Last orders n you know me so these r aw mine baby 😝. #cupofT #2iar #herewegoteninarow
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