I’m Carlos and Mariah Carey hatched me from an egg. 🇸🇻🏳🌈♍ he/him/his Snap: dumbthotticus PSN: dirtylildamsel SW: 6307-8398-6981
Joined July 2009
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Just saw a car in front of me getting pulled over by cop at a red light once the light turned green
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Hoy juega Canadá. Digan UNA sola cosa buena que este país le haya dado al mundo.
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Jun 14
so is cher yet she looks 16 and is more relevant
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Saw stop that train by myself last night and in my row a couple seats away from me was two straight white girls and almost halfway thru they got up and left but not before saying the movie sucked in passing loud enough for me to hear
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I didn’t really care bc I was drunk and laughing to myself during the movie so I enjoyed it but it was just a nice reminder of how straight girls like to play ally but the second things don’t revolve around them or something they’ll always ditch the gays 🤷🏽♂️
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Jun 11
you know what rhymes with Knicks? dicks. pull em out.
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Have to go see stop that train by myself bc everyone hates me and wants me to die
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They are the mothers I never had, they are the sisters everybody would want. They are the friends that everybody deserves. I don’t know better people
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Jun 10
TARLY RAE MEPSEN OMFG
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Jun 10
Evil doesn’t die. It reinvents itself
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Jun 9
yea i'm a handful but so is my butt so it cancels out
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Jun 8
ng| some things are only okay when i do it
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Jesus shared thy bread
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