Parody account of the RedState/MAGA cult, by an actual conservative thinker. With a brain.
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Wow, guess @JasonLavigneAB couldn't stand being corrected about floor-switching and blocked instead.
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I mean, this seems like a headline from @TheOnion.
"Attack on fighter jet"? As in, like, the fighter jet that is bombing you?
@TheDailyShow @SNLUpdate
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This anti-Carney troll is so slow he thinks oil is not traded at a global price.
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Hi Elise.
Remember this?
Funny you don't talk much about gas prices now.
5 Mar 2022
Joe Biden’s war on American energy has caused the price of gas to skyrocket.
New Yorkers are paying OVER a dollar more for a gallon of gas than a year ago.
We need to end Biden’s war on American energy, and that starts with electing a Republican-controlled House this November.
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You seem fixated @Debstermistress.
Nothing wrong with keeping an eye out for waste, but your vision is clouded if you see actions to do better as 'every waking hour hating' Trump. Pull the wool out of your ears.
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hey @grok, did Trump demand that Canada spend more on its military in order to remove tariffs he has imposed?
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@grok has Trump demanded that Canada spend more on its military in order to remove tariffs he has imposed?
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Jan 29
“Don’t think of them as human beings. Think of them as Americans”
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Jan 12
@ericalg Regarding "White people were very badly treated... and they were not invited to go into a university to college" Trump is referring to himself. Remember, he wanted to go to Penn but was rejected by them and had to attend Fordham for 2 yrs until daddy got him a transfer.
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Jan 12
Trump always wants an excuse for any of his own failures so that they are not really failures. He is very embarrassed about having to transfer to Penn from Fordham.
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Oh man, this is getting it to some very timely @fallout lore on @falloutonprime Season 2
@blogto @metromorning @shawnmicallef
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22 Dec 2025
Someone please tell Trump that:
1) If the first ship is the USS Defiant, then it's the "Defiant Class", not "Trump Class"
2) Frigates are smaller than destroyers, much smaller than cruisers, and much much smaller than "battleships".
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24 Oct 2025
Unfortunately geography leaves no alternatives.
Need the US to stop with the crazy and get back to work.
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12 Jun 2025
Clearly Trump is mad at Canada over their quite reasonable travel advisory, so now he had the US State dept issue one against Canada. So petty and stupid.
msn.com/en-us/news/world/u-s…
@CBCNews @nationalpost @globeandmail @TorontoStar
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27 May 2025
This was the original, which #GGSimon seems to have deleted and reposted with the idiotic reference to the King somehow being representative of another nation.
26 May 2025
#GGSimon was honoured to have an audience with His Majesty King Charles III at @RideauHall as part of Their Majesties’ Royal Visit to Canada.
#RoyalVisit
ALT Governor General Mary Simon and His Majesty The King.
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11 Apr 2025
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11 Apr 2025
Anyone find it notable that @bruntworkwear has stopped tweeting since the crazy China tariffs came out?
All of their gear is made there, despite the blue-collar USA advertising. Not sure they will still exist in a week.
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12 Feb 2025
Hey @googlemaps, how do I get the USA renamed as Upper Mexico for Canadian map viewers?
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