‘Based on innuendo’. That was their whole case. Absolute jokers. @UEFA

Hold up, Auntie Beeb are rolling out squeaky ref fella…..

Good game that #CANBIH 👏👏👏

GAME ON #CANBIH #EvenStevens #GOAL 1-1

Big shout out to #Varsenal #FootballClub for changing how to time wasting is managed at an entire #WorldCup @Arsenal ⚽️🍷🫠

Micah Richard’s (especially), Oliver Giroud (spelling apols up front but idc) and the Granny Botherer’s surgical analysis of this game’s first half, is all that’s wrong with everything football #WorldCupUSofA #AndMexico #AndTheOtherCountyToo ⚽️

Mike Myers’s in the crowd #PartyOn #Excellent #CANBIH #Sphincter

Game gets interesting annnnnd…..hydration break #USA #GGMU #WorldCup #TrumpsMental #Chevvy

Tee hee 😂😂😂 💸💸

Game One 🤷‍♂️ #VAR #OOOHHH #YEAH #WhatIsItGoodFor x.com/dalejohnsonbbc/status/…

Fab first half. Shout outs to: 1. Matterface 2. Lee ‘Dicko’ Dixon 3. Bellingham 4. Declan Rice (leave your shorts alone ffs) 5. Manager Steptoe For making it completely impossible to love this team Got the misery of VAR to come yet too 🥳🥳 #Friendly #ENGCRC #WorldCup

#fbf Doug E. Fresh, Slick Rick, and DJs Chill Will and Barry B on ‘TOTP’ 40 years ago today 🎤🎤

On this day in 2013, we signed @fernandinho ✍️🙌

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Up to 22 Swift nests were destroyed during demolition works carried out by Northeast Demolition UK on behalf of Hill Group and Clarion Housing. Conservationists have described this as a significant wildlife crime. Surrey Police had been warned that Swifts were actively nesting.

I believe we now have evidence of FIFA's World Cup ticketing shell game: FIFA is colluding with third-party resale platforms for its own supply management. Look at this SeatGeek map (secondary market!) for Saudi Arabia vs Cape Verde. The circled areas are not random single resale tickets, but large, contiguous blocks of seats: entire rows and swaths in sections 101/102, 112/113, 119/120, 134–137, 139, ... The blue circles appeared weeks ago, then the purple blocks suddenly showed up a day or two ago, and the red blocks seem to have appeared recently too. That's not what ordinary fan or even commercial scalper resale looks like who resell pairs, fours, and scattered seats. Instead, this looks like inventory being dumped in bulk onto secondary markets, at prices below FIFA's official site. Why doesn't FIFA just lower prices on its own site Probably because official price cuts could trigger refund demands, chargebacks, or consumer-protection headaches from fans who already bought at much higher prices. Instead FIFA keeps official prices high, avoids openly admitting the market-clearing price is lower, and moves unsold inventory through third-party resale platforms instead.

Was this the funniest ever penalty kick? 👀

Cheating all season. Being the prick of the league. Now this is what happens. I love Football.

And that’s me done for tonight. Football finally fixed itself and Haaland pinging the ball off the grimmest player of the lot, will send me to a sound sleep