Aspiring grey sweatpants model. Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath
Joined August 2014
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Welp… Never thought having a terminal illness exit strategy would be necessary… But here we are. Ebola death ain’t for me. I’m going out like Sid Vicious if comes to it.
#Hotshot
#Longnap
May 21
Ebola outbreak suspected to be a very significant pandemic, per former CDC Director Robert Redfield.
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Ever since Priority became the preeminent sponsor of Illitch owned teams, said teams have been absolute dumpster juice.
Garbage sponsor for garbage teams is a a bit too on the nose.
Pun intended.
And yes, I am violently superstitious when it comes to sports.
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The media wants us to believe the alleged shooters name is Cole Thomas Allen. We all saw the video, it was clearly LEEEEEROY JENKINS!
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The media wants us to believe the alleged shooters name was Cole Tomas Allen, when we all know it was LEEEEROY JENKINS!
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He didn’t want to be there so bad that he faked another attempt
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The @mnwild are lighting up the Stars… They might be a wagon….
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Tornadoes at night are my biggest fear… And there have been 3 confirmed in Michigan so far, heading my way… Fuck sleep I guess…
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I love when Doordash or whatever delivery service it is doesn’t read addresses and leave me little treats on my porch. 😆
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Internet Hall of Fame
Apr 9
the way you guys use grok looks like you're consulting a magic 8 ball
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The face you make after ripping a shoelace sized line of Peruvian power powder and it’s your turn to share a story.
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I don’t give a fuck who Banksy is… I want to know who Pam Bondi is protecting in the Epstein Files.
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Fuckin Hell… Can we give it a rest with Free Bird already?!
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Someone needs to see what those Italians got in their espresso machine. These guys are unreal.
#WorldBaseballClassic
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