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26 Oct 2024
There's millions of people who want to irresponsibly vote for Trump to "send a message" and then get liberals to protect them from the bad things Trump tries to do.
These idiots' lesson from 2016 is the libs will always protect them. But this time, we won't.
26 Oct 2024
Most Trump supporters I talk to privately admit they support him while not wanting him to implement most of the policies he has proposed. Not only that but they acknowledge that most of his policies would be extremely damaging if implemented.
What kind of weird hypnosis is this?
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Europeans are stinky because the EU treats deodorant like a weapon of mass destruction. I'm dying laughing over here.
Jun 13
fun fact: the reasons europeans smell is bc they donβt sell those stick deodorants that actually work anymore. only those balls and sprays that donβt do anything
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San Francisco is like "what if the ladies in Human Resources designed a city"
Been in SF for almost 2.5 years. And figured two types of people:
Camp 1: Stanford or Berkeley? Which company? How much equity? Know any VCs?
Camp 2: Whatβs the last thing that changed how you think? What problem are you obsessed with? What did you read last?
One exhausts me. The other reminds me why I moved here. π
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Remember 10 years ago when people seriously thought we were in "late stage capitalism" and the whole system would fall over imminently
Now we got trillionaires and AI lol.
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They're not nerds they're geeks.
Nerds can talk about the partical physics of the large hadron collider
Geeks can talk about what issue spider man from earth-71004 first appeared in
We need to stop confusing nerds with geeks
i hate what weβve done to nerdiness. the average nerd isnβt even smart now they just like slop. they watch long youtube videos where someone explains obscure star wars expanded universe lore and half the time the guy in the video didnβt even read it heβs just reading wookiepedia.
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Why do Millennials come across as being so much more self-confident than Zoomers?
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There's something weird going on with college essays where tiger parents are forcing kids to live their entire lives as prep for the essay.
You must believe you are oppressed from birth, you must believe you have 2 identifies to reconcile. So that you can write to essay.
Jun 10
College essays should be abolished. 17 year olds mostly don't have deep interesting things to say ( if what they are saying is even true or written by them) and people shouldnt be at a disadvantage for living a normal middle class childhood.
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New things getting invented.
Jun 8
People who actually lived through the 1990s:
whatβs something you genuinely miss from that decade that just doesnβt feel the same today?
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Wow. We've devolved to old timey 1970s sexism. This is the kind of "my fake data shows women are dumb and lazy" sexism my racist uncle used to talk about.
Jun 10
Palantir CEO Alex Karp: "I got in trouble for mentioning that 37% of our GDP is female. 50% of Americans -- 52% roughly -- are female. There's a dislocation there. 67% of people who have gone into graduate school are female. These parts of the market are gonna be put under massive pressure."
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Everyone thinks they want this. But biomechanically you really DO NOT want this.
Jun 10
A peptide that allows me to eat 5,000 cals/day and not get fat, regardless of activity level.
Whoβs making this?
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Become the richest man in the world. Start tweeting.
Hit rock bottom in one of the most publicly embarrassing ways possible. Believe it or not, also start tweeting.
Jun 9
i like that hunter biden didnβt find god after being a degenerate, he found shitposting like the rest of us
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How did he know?
Tell me the lottery numbers magic man!
Jun 5
they're offering spacex ipo at the grocery store checkout
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Chinese military forces are training to evade drones.
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This is the problem with camera phones. Because back in the day everyone would agree the biker just fell down on his own. Driving at too high rate of speed, streets were probably slippery, then he just fell down all on his own, officer.
Jun 7
Who amongst us hasnβt wanted to throw a trashcan at a douche needlessly throwing revs on his crotch rocket as he rides through a peaceful street fair?
But you just canβt for dozens of reasons a judge will inevitably be reading off for you.
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Mr. @nikitabier This is the best feature in Twitter history
We say cancer patients "fight" against cancer to reclaim agency in an unjust calamity. Similarly, we call WW2 fighters "heroes" to give meaning to their horrific deaths. I don't think the 18 year olds torn to shreds by shrapnel in the Pacific felt like heroes.
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That's motion baby. That's motion. They're going to be singing songs about summer 2026 in NYC for the next decade.
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Strongest Redpill Zoomer: bitchless and depressed
Average Liberal Millennial: Married and happy
Clavicular says he doesnβt like doing ANYTHING anymore except sitting in his house and rotting π³
βI hate doing anything to be honest with youβ¦ I donβt like anything, I like to sit in my house all day and do nothingβ¦ That means rotting is that good if Iβd rather do that than make millions, Iβd rather rotβ¦β
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Ukranian Zoomer with 10x the kill count of anyone in Band of Brothers:
26 year olds today: "my anxiety is high, I am overwhelmed by my email job"
26 year olds in 1944:
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3x MAGA voters can just eat soy in Trump's America.
Across Texas, there are growing concerns as more and more barbecue joints announce they are closing their doors amid rising costs. abcnews.link/0Z8FwUX
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I've been called out. This is why I can't remember names.
Jun 4
no, you don't have "trouble with names" you view people as NPC's, like you would a shopkeeper in a video game. And that's OK, because most of them are
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