it’s just not that deep
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26 Apr 2023
The real test is to put them both at Chelsea; let Haaland have one season and Mbappe the next, whoever can score closest to 10 league goals is the better player
Erling Haaland, the best in the world.
Mbappé is more complete, but you can win the Champions League with Haaland *AND* win the Premier League with him…
I don’t think you could do that with Mbappé (at least with Pep about). Haaland is a far better tactical player (works hard).
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Selling Cucurella for 80% of what we paid doesn’t make us a selling club
If we sell Palmer and Estevao then I’ll accept we’re a selling club
Brace up Chelsea fans. We are now officially a selling club😭💔
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Jun 14
If you told someone in 2020 that this would be Lazio’s back four in 2026 they’d 100% believe you
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Jun 14
Cucurella, Dumfries, 32 year old Bernardo Silva…
This is one of the drawbacks of bringing Mourinho in, defensive managers love making your team look like a top 6 serie a side
Good players, but not Madrid players.
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Jun 14
Enzo’s definitely gone then, I was pretty optimistic he’d stay but if Cucurella’s gone when there was less speculation around him then there’s no way
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Jun 14
This is only acceptable if we re-sign Hall or promote Barco, if so then it’s a good move
Jun 14
🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid reach verbal agreement to sign Marc Cucurella from Chelsea, HERE WE GO!
Verbal agreement in place between all parties, player too — he’s the left back wanted by Mourinho. Details to follow.
Cucurella leaves #CFC and joins Madrid after World Cup. ⚪️🇪🇸
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Jun 14
No way this guy scored 20 prem goals I think they just ticked on a few more to his tally when no one was looking
Jun 13
Brentford lose £20m every time Thiago plays for Brazil
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Jun 13
Bosnia are better than Paraguay and SA and Canada totally outplayed them
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Jun 13
Why am I biting on TrollFootball rage bait in 2026 Jesus Christ I need to go outside
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Jun 13
Ibra is so unrecognizable without the ponytail he just looks like some random dude
Jun 12
Henry and Zlatan juggling the ball with skills… they’ve still got it 😂
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Jun 13
I was a big fan of Pulisic but let’s not act like his last 2 seasons didn’t happen
Jun 13
Chelsea sold Pulisic to AC Milan for £20m in 2023, then went on to sign these:
Garnacho £40m
Felix £42m
Gittens £50m
Nkunku £52m
Sterling £48m
Mudryk £89m
3 years gone & £320m spent, not one successful upgrade.
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Jun 12
People complain that modern football is full of low block set piece spamming yet Canada just gave everyone end-to-end chaosball and they still complain
Jun 12
The first World Cup match that’s lowkey ass
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Jun 12
I’m very lowkey optimistic for next season but as a Chelsea fan you always have to be ready for a manager to break your heart so I don’t have any expectations either
Jun 12
Is anyone else just not excited at all for Chelsea next season
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Jun 12
I can’t explain but he’s Barca, not Madrid
Jun 11
🚨 Bernardo Silva to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! Agreement in place and contract approved.
Two year deal plus one year option, fast deal by Madrid started 36h ago and closed immediately.
Mourinho wanted Bernardo, he says yes and advanced talks revealed today are 100% confirmed.
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Jun 10
If England had 2024 Palmer they’d walk this World Cup
This England team scares me to be honest. It’s just missing a star player like Palmer
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Jun 10
I’m not that fussed over this World Cup and I’m going to a knockout stage game ffs
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Jun 10
Old Wrighty is back, been a while since he grossly exaggerated the quality of a very good current player and compared him to an all timer
Jun 10
Lampard didn’t sniff a European Cup playing that style. Jude did it year one at an elite club. Levels.
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Jun 9
RB is perfect for him. The midfield experiment failed and he’s not agile enough to be a winger, and you need him wide because of his crosses
Jun 7
Reece James is too technically gifted to just be a rb
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Jun 9
They’re building it up like he’s signing Messi or Neymar but in the end they did all this gas for Joao Neves
Jun 8
Quand le nom va sortir on va assister au moment le plus malaisant de l’histoire de la planète football j’crois mdrrrrrrrr
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