B.O. Sides 2021. Your securitycon is our securitycon. #HackYourFuckingArmpits #DefConorrhea

Joined June 2019
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At @bsidesncl? Feeling the heat? There’s some of our fine swag kicking about. For all your armpit needs.

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This year’s very special edition #BOSides anti-stank paraphernalia is ready to ship to the wild north of Englandville for @bsidesncl. Smell you there!

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EXCITING NEWS! (Depending on your idea of excitement, obvs). The highly coveted #BOSides deodorant cans are making a frankly welcomed comeback for @bsidesncl in September. Do your armpits a favour, and grab yourself a ticket to be in with a chance of smelling better.

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Right then, as Dave spent the bus money we’re having to walk to #HackerSummerCamp. From Montana, due to a court case we can’t talk about. And we can only walk at night, near decent cover. If you want to sponsor us, fling some $$ to the @EFF. Ta. #McAfeeDidntUninstallHimself
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футбол повертається додому
JOHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNN 😭😭😭😭😭
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Announcement coming in April regarding BOSides 2021. Hint: Low expectations are probably best.

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.@officialmcafee has refused, in principle, to file returns or voluntarily pay taxes for the past 10yrs. However, he has paid tens of millions in taxes in his lifetime. #FreeJohnMcAfee #FreeMcAfee
We’ve just added to our merch plans for next year. 👍
#Infosec Twitter: if someone made a candle that smelled like security, what would it smell like?
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John! Noooooooooooo 😭😭😭😭
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Totally overwhelmed with the number of responses. We hope we get at least that many attendees when we put on #PitCon1 in a few weeks. OMG! We just announced it right here ⬆️
Has Sure deodorant ever let you down? For science.
Who the hell is @BOSides? Weirdos.
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You all need to answer this. Juan time.
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Has Sure deodorant ever let you down? For science.
25% Yes
25% Yes, like everything else
50% Dave
4 votes • Final results
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Those crazy kids. Next they’ll be eyeballing Brut aftershave. #Predictions
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Fancy sponsoring our next event? We’re no strangers to begging. Just sayin’.
25 Jul 2020
Shower. #smellhack
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4 Sep 2020
names for scents that didn't stick: -basement quarantine -bean scent -shark bait -ratatouille -e-boy -bath water -saliva -creased AF1s -yesterday
Due to unforeseen circumstankces we were unable to join the party at #BSidesNCL. Dave’s learned a valuable lesson about water & electricity, and if anyone’s got a laptop available he’s happy to swap it for his nan’s last vintage Woolworths picnmix orange creme. DMs open.

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Right, did anyone actually manage to do the 1 part of the 3-2-1 rule this weekend? Because parody cons aside, we bloody didn’t. We’ve eaten and slept better tho. In terms of amounts anyway. #DEFCONSafeMode #BOSides #HackYourFuckingArmpits #defcon28 #defcon2020 #HackerStayHomeCamp
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Who’s not watching Mitnick on the #BlackHat briefings?

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We’re hear on mediocre authority that it was FUCKING NAUSEATING. Thanks, El Captaino Obviousa.