A friend just sent me a YouTube video that named… the top Hallmarkian (is this even a word) movie of all time. It’s like a statistics and science and psychology class, using all kinds of numbers, tropes, and… it’s kinda funny, actually.
So they end with a list of their bottom and top 10. So I watched all of it to see if one mine made it. The bottom 10 were the least Harmarky (word?) films with the least Harmarky tropes.
And there at number 8 of the least Hallmarky films was one of mine. “Help for the Holidays”… a film I’m very proud of for a lot of reasons. Original, funny, different. At the time it showed in 2012 it was the number one rated Hallmark film that year. So… I’m in the bottom 10. It’s not about quality, but about… the perfection of being in the Hallmark box.
So, I was feeling pretty good about that. Then came their top 10. I looked at that… nope, not one of mine. And that was ok. I haven’t worked for Hallmark in a few years.
They touched on the top 10… then said, “But wait… there’s more! There is one statistically perfect Hallmark film that hits every trope, has the right cast, writer & director (actual category)… all that Hallmark strives for…”
And it’s…. One of mine. “Christmas in Love” (not my title).
So I made number One and the bottom 10. Not bad.