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Wrong…I ran a full rate of BW Bullshits Bio Booster Max Element Super Copper Nano Nickel on the right.
P1457WAM on right
P11304WV on left
Quite the color difference
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Of fuck off…
Setting a box of atrazine in front of a wagon that can roll wasn’t the smartest idea there Ms coop driver 🤦♂️
Thankfully it didn’t puncture
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Who the fuck still uses Halex GT…worthless test
Adjuvants matter. Same mix of Halex GT 3.6 pts/a, atz 1 pt/a, different adjuvants. Middle is our standard recommendation of dry AMS and 0.25% v/v of a 90/10 NIS. Difference between a good day and a bad day. Choose wisely.
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No way am I unloading a truck at 5 lol plus you lost $300 jokes on you
Jun 11
Load of Urea finally shows up at 5.
Tailgate is leaking material because normally we don’t make a mess.
Weighed him and figure we lost 1000#.
Just another phone call to make…..
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Tell me you like it in the butt without actually telling me……….
Jun 10
Crop Report for June 10th - Things are looking pretty good overall, but we could definitely use some rain 🌧️ How are things in your area? @HeftyZach
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You sprayed the left and the coop sprayed the right?
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What’s the check?
Jun 10
Those are some fantastic looking results so far sir!
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Micro nutrient deficiency call me asap!
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Just so everyone knows, the glufosinate cutoff in corn is V7. Therefore we will be ripping everything this week no matter what the wind is doing. If you bitch about the wind we will wait and fuck your corn up. It’s your choice. Just ask the @AgPhDMedia boys.
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What a valuable opportunity to all go jerk each other off in a shitty little room. I bet it stank in there
Jun 3
Why partner with @ChannelSeed SeedPro @complete_ag …timely educational opportunities. Today we discussed managing diseases at their lunch & learn event @Bayer4Crops @NE_Bull_Crops @BayerTraits
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🌽Bob the CO-OP Salesman, CCA🌽 retweeted
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Jun 1
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Imma SALES AGRONOMIST, wouldn’t be caught dead running one of your stupid sprayers Jason. I can throw a brain dead monkey in one of them machines and let em rip. My job is to see how many gallons of micros and biologicals I can make them pour on 🖕
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Palmer dumbass
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Not sure what I would do. Eat the chicken first or choke it.
She sells @LineRed8039 corn 🌽 x.com/NicolasCun11458/status…
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Or just let the professionals do it numb nuts. Just don’t call me on the fucking weekend is all I ask.
Jun 2
I’ll never understand not owning a sprayer livestock or not. Hire the planting done if anything.
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So this is what I need to help cure the 80 year old rags trees that our operators drift on? Thanks for the input! But you are still gay.
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I love how people have to ask for you to tell them their corn looks shitty.
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I think you just suck at farming.
Jun 2
Would appreciate your input on what I’m seeing here. A striking difference on the treated vs. untreated.
Mid May plant date, soybean on soybean ground. Received almost 2” of rain following planting.
What has me confused is that this noticeable difference is not field wide. On top of the ridge (and everywhere else in the field for that matter) it’s hard to notice a difference in the stand at all. But anywhere the field gets steep, this huge stand difference shows up.
I’d think the more rolling ground would have drained better and the stands would be more comparable than on the flat ground?? Has me confused
Edit to add - if you zoom in on the first pic you can see what I mean by the stands even up across the board. This is not a sprayer issue either, it is to-the-row treated vs untreated causing this stand difference
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These guys are my hero’s ❤️
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