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Where do I see myself in five years? Still successfully dodging random fatal javelin episodes.
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Prolific punk knowledge from my second favourite footballer called "psycho".
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Just watched the @BBCPanorama exposΓ© on David Sullivan and had to applaud how enthusiastic the hearing-impairment bloke got.
#WestHam
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Peach of a header. Proper far post loitering with intent. π
@itvfootball
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What a Sithole!
@itvfootball
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I can still hear David Coleman shouting "Cubillas" as he rattled in the first and second goals.
48 years ago Joe Jordan, Danny McGrain and Archie Gemmill were preparing to play Peru at the World Cup.
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Premature jubilation; solid approach just poorly executed dismount.
The old boy I work with is an Arsenal fan. This is him after the PSG penalty miss ππ #PSGARS
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My heart ain't going out to anyone involved with @Arsenal thank you very much.
#PSGARS #ChampionsLeague
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'Ave it!
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The keeper got his ponytail to a pesky kneecap.
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Stand up goalie!! Take one in the chops instead pissing us off early doors.
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May 29
π¨ Who Do YOU want to win the UEFA Champions League Final? π
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Moi innermost Sgt Deux Deux applause your post, @Lea_EFC
The whole of England supported Aston Villa and they won the Europa League
The whole of England supported Crystal Palace and they won the Conference League
Over to you PSG, the whole of England are supporting you π€
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I will never look at camel grooming in quite the same light!
Englandβs physio working on Reece James after his 10 minute cameo against Croatia:
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Except for peas...they got flicked right off of the plate with tantrum inspired ferocity. π«
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Oh it's on, baby.
If spurs lose to Chelsea and draw with Everton, we only need to beat Leeds 14-0 to stay up.
Itβs not over yet
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A scene so biblical in Arsenal's folklore that it in itself is reminiscent of a station of the cross.
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π¨Arsenal have revealed a new statue outside The Emirates Stadiumβ¦
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