Groan-ass comedian. Married to the game, but the game is Wordle.
Joined March 2009
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25 Dec 2012
I lost 30 dollars so I spent another 30, cuz unlike children 30 dollars can't hurt me!
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Jun 13
It’s good to drink a lot of alcohol so that when you need a straightforward way to improve your life you can stop drinking
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if I was playing in the nba finals I would make every shot and never turn the ball over. it baffles me why no one else is doing this
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Must feel so amazing right now to be a Vietnamese man in NYC named Nicks Nguyen and hearing the whole city chant your name
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Timothee Chalamet is going to win his first Oscar for playing Jalen Brunson
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If you a gay, Puerto Rican Knicks fan who also play soccer, this month is yours
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Jun 7
just overheard a guy introducing himself as a “backend software engineer” and a girl reply “backend? omg happy pride month” LMAO
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Free my man
Jun 8
TEXAS WOMAN ARRESTED FOR
"DISGUISED AS A MAN' TO ENTER ALL-MALE BBQ COMPETITION, WON FIRST PLACE
Community note
Story is not true sacurrent.com/news/fake-stor…
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Jun 7
“Okay I drew two Dalmatians. Are we set?”
“Brother, not even close.”
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RIP Noah from the Bible, you would have loved catching every Pokémon
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Jun 7
This dweeb
No watch parties will be allowed around Madison Square Garden for Game 3 of the NBA Finals, due to President Donald Trump attending the game
Only ticket holders will be able to access areas around MGS, and have to go through Secret Service-level screening
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Jun 5
They published a 900-page book in 2023 that told everyone exactly what they planned to do if/when Trump won.
Many people chose not to believe them.
Man this administration doing 150 years of damage in 2 years is crazy.
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(In sex ed class) Yeah right, like we’ll ever use this stuff in the real world
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Jun 6
so many people out today with their quinta brunson jerseys on i had no idea she was such a knicks fan
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Jun 6
Her boobs ease the pain, call that iboobprofen
Her ass eases the pain, call that assperin
Her thighs ease the pain, all that thighlenol
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Jun 7
Continuing to fill up the stat sheet in unprecedented ways 🐐
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Jun 5
Ex-Channel 4 News host Jon Snow reveals he has Alzheimer's bbc.in/4axmcvo
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Jun 6
I write lyrics with the viagra pen because this shit’s hard
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Jun 6
Tim Robinson, the founder and owner of what was once Kentucky’s largest drug addiction treatment company, was criminally indicted this week on charges of wire fraud and money laundering.
propublica.org/article/tim-r…
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