stand up comedian/world heavyweight champion. all i do is listen to rap music. cohost of so you ruined the party again podcast
Joined July 2011
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6 May 2018
comedy is tricky cause you gotta be smart to succeed at it, but you gotta be really fucking dumb to get into it.
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29 Dec 2022
the girl dancing on me at the club is going to be so disappointed when she finds out the bulge in my pants is actually two tiny dicks in a trench coat
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6 Dec 2022
show pitch: succession but everybody is nice to each other :)
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Bobby Warrener retweeted
1 Jul 2022
U wouldn’t get it
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21 Jun 2022
i am part of one of the bravest and most oppressed groups in history (ppl with undiagnosed IBS)
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20 Jan 2022
i open youtube to watch one thing then 3 hours later i’m halfway through a 45 minute video that’s like “why the main character of The Office is actually paper”
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Bobby Warrener retweeted
4 Oct 2021
After 9 years I regret to inform everyone I will be recording my debut standup comedy album OCT 27th 7PM & 915. The Recording will take place in Vancouver at Little Mountain Gallery.
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26 Sep 2021
standup comedy is art! that’s why i always go onstage and say “campbell’s soup can, but it looks a little weird”.
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14 Sep 2021
money is like eye contact, i’d be a lot more successful if i knew how to make it.
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29 Aug 2021
die hard with a vengeance 2 looks awesome!!!
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29 Aug 2021
rich people like to say “i’m not rich i’m comfortable”. well you’re going to be very uncomfortable when i find out that means you’re actually rich and ask you for five grand you son of a bitch.
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27 Aug 2021
making a remix to i’m in love with a stripper, called “i’m in love with every stripper and i’m pretty sure if i pay for another lap dance they’ll love me back”
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25 Aug 2021
replying “wow this blew up, check out my podcast!” to my tweets that get four likes as a form of positive visualization.
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24 Aug 2021
i always reuse my glass jars, i empty them, clean them, and then put them in a cupboard and never look at them again until i move.
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20 Aug 2021
learn from my mistakes: do NOT just “turn it off then turn it on again” if your grandpas life support doesn’t seem to be working :/
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19 Aug 2021
time is money, my dad spent all of his that his kids were supposed to get at the casino.
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