Nope. Fuck Nazis. Fuck Anal Musk. And fuck this place. Haven't posted in months and never will again. Not deleting to protect my handle from imposters. Byeeee!!
Joined March 2009
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31 Aug 2024
A month since deleting the Twitter app and I'm not missing this place. This might be my final tweet, so I'll leave you with a photo of Castle Mountain (west of Banff) that I took while on a bike ride yesterday.
In conclusion, fuck Nazis. Especially the one who ruined this place.
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23 Aug 2024
Deleted the Twitter app a couple of weeks ago. Not missing all the fucking Nazis on this site. Might be done with it. If you want to find me elsewhere, it's not difficult.
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13 Aug 2024
I didn't watch it, but I understand the Anal Musk / Danger Yam derp fest was an even bigger clusterfuck than expected.
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12 Aug 2024
I'm not sure who is melting down faster, Trump, or the Trumpanzees.
It's beautiful to watch.
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11 Aug 2024
Just went you thought these Olympic Games couldn’t get more cringe, Tom Cruise rappels in while someone is playing a keytar.
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11 Aug 2024
People love watching Australian break dancing for the same reason they love watching The Office.
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11 Aug 2024
A liberal is a leftist who believes in getting shit done.
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8 Aug 2024
JD Vance is sofa away from ever being vice president.
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7 Aug 2024
This motherfucker has stupid he hasn’t even used yet.
7 Aug 2024
Defending the couch joke is like defending Nazi caricatures of Jews.
How the fuck is that so hard to understand?
People spreading hateful jokes about other people on social media is not the same thing as SNL or the Onion.
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6 Aug 2024
Semi-sentient vaginal desiccant Ben Shapiro is losing his mind over the Walz pick, trying to convince people this is great news for Trump’s airborne pig of a campaign, like Homer Simpson proclaiming “It’s still good! It’s still good!” And his sycophants are buying it.
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5 Aug 2024
Reason #417 I don’t believe in God: The esophagus and trachea being connected by the same hole. I was out for a run and a medium-size bug flew down my throat. I WISH it had gone down my esophagus. Spent 4km trying to cough the fucker out.
Reason #418: Bugs. I hate bugs.
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5 Aug 2024
The Live Aid concert did more harm than good, sending millions to a murderous Ethiopian dictator who was using hunger as a weapon to fight a civil war.
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2 Aug 2024
The Olympics: A FEMALE boxer beats another female boxer, and some people lose their fucking minds (and spread lies).
The world: A quarter of women experience physical abuse by their male intimate partner, and those same people don’t give a shit.
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2 Aug 2024
And fucking JD Vance wants those women to stay married to their abusive husbands “for the sake of the family.”
Fuck that guy. And by that, I mean no one should ever fuck that guy.
Not even a couch.
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31 Jul 2024
The people behind Project 2025 have the power to transform any clitoris into a clitorisn’t.
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31 Jul 2024
Project 2025 isn’t going away. It’s just going into stealth mode.
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30 Jul 2024
Why is it that half my feed is writers saying hey if you’re a writer I wanna follow you?
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