Joined December 2013
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Still one of my proudest achievements on Twitter. What's yours?
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I think my days are numbered on this platform.... I've had a great time over the years and met some great people, however, @elonmusk has created a cesspit of fucking idiots and they're making my teeth itch.
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Manchester doing what it does best.... Pissing down.
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Normal service is resumed...
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What the hell was that winning Britain's Got Talent on Saturday?
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Current situation
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The weather has gone all fucking stupid.
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A degree in chemistry.... from The Wizard of Oz 🤣🤣🤣
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*Starts waxing.....
I'll show my arse if this comes off! #BankHolidayWeekend
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Paul is angy. He obviously blocked me before proving anything.
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Who knew weather could change?
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I'll show my arse if this comes off! #BankHolidayWeekend
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Fred has just asked me two questions, then blocked me... Could someone explain to @flgranv how this platform works please..... He believes in Chemtrails so good luck.
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Oh dear, @mattletiss7 has swallowed the whole Internet and wants to argue physics with @grok Hilarious 🤣
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Currently under this shit storm. Hailstone whiteout. It's like fucking December.
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Anyone know what day it is?
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Fuckin typical innit. Happy Bank Holiday.
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Seriously, how are these people allowed on the Internet unsupervised? Can someone educate him please, I'm blocked. 🤣
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Proof The Wet Office aren't always wrong....
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Tchu Tchx could be on to something here.....
Replying to @EternalEnglish
The Met Office doesn't feck about. If you get a beam of sunshine, they will respond by generating artificial cloud to block the sun, as soon as.
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Michael is all over it. I'm never stepping foot outside again....
Replying to @BGatesIsaPyscho
I spoke with someone who worked for NASA and tested the effects of chemtrails on the human population. And the main thing they said was the metal dust they are putting in the air is very toxic to humans
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