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Core memory unlocked: being told by the Boomerocracy to only use sans-serif fonts because of their ailing eyesight unable to see the fine filigree of the serif fonts and having it appear blurry to them, limiting my true font potential.
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They're just not as good as they used to be.
May 28
Tom Morello announces Power to the People festival ft. Foo Fighters, Bruce Springsteen, Dave Matthews, Joan Baez, Killer Mike, Brittany Howard, Jack Black & more
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May 23
A newly elected One Nation MP broke down in tears as he confirmed he is homosexual, thanked his Indonesian Muslim boyfriend and declared "I love migrants" during his maiden speech to South Australian parliament.
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When they go to use them, instead of a toilet they should have a spring trap that launches them into the ocean.
Trans students made to use outdoor porta-potties as new bill signed in South Carolina thepinknews.com/2026/05/20/s…
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This is all downstream of that "Killing Your $1000 Grocery Bill" Mr. Money Moustache article. Every one of these posts is just a copypasta of that article pretending to be original content.
May 20
1 glass of milk — $0.35
2 slices of toast — $0.20
2 Kraft Singles cheese slices — $0.50
1 scoop of peanut butter — $0.18
Estimated total breakfast cost: $1.23
GenZ is retarded…
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Guess who died and went to Hell today? apnews.com/article/barney-fr…
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Expecting a Zoom invitation when most people show up in person is extremely disrespectful.
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Schmero's Egg Scramble retweeted
May 9
The Mixtape controversy reminded me of this
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Funniest post I've seen in a long time
6 Jan 2025
It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now.
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So apparently Canvas is currently down and getting hit with escalating ransomware requests.
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One feeling I miss from when I was growing up is that you could just go anywhere you want in the country and just live there and find work. Northern California or Colorado mountains, it would just work out. Now you have to be careful about where you visit, and forget moving.
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How to put on a resume "my greetings of the day, writing style and closing statements have become the standard canned responses across the institution for which I work"?
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Schmero's Egg Scramble retweeted
Mix:
1 part Lemonade
1 part Iced Tea
1 part Microplastics
And you’ve got yourself a refreshing Arnold Polymer.
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The healthcare is sealed away in Fort Knox and only Trump has the key
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Just saw a 55 year old man with a transformers tattoo and Mr. Clean earrings and I feel psychically assaulted
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Schmero's Egg Scramble retweeted
Apr 16
Catholicism is performative voodoo for fools and lovers of themselves. They make everything superstitious instead of spiritual. Everything revolves around the created. And they worship the creature more than the Creator who is blessed forever, amen.
Apr 16
There's only one kind of Faith that matters. And it's trusting entirely on the promise of God, that all who trust in Christ alone, has eternal life.
Anything else but total tal in His perfect work, makes grace no more grace.
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Schmero's Egg Scramble retweeted
Apr 13
The Roman Catholic Church, which is a pagan political death cult, will always claim that they are infallible by stealing the divinity of Christ and giving it to themselves. This has resulted in centuries of death and war. The pope is the vicar of Satan
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