Artist.// Linguist. Son. Facilitator.
Joined September 2021
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Nun of the above ju ndio virgin๐
Hypothetically speaking, between dem mlevi na stoner unaeza marry nani?
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Millenials hukuwa wajuaji lakini ikifika hapo Kwa technology that's where they draw the line
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Texting you all day just to be offered sex is slavery
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Family hata huwa easy kwa gals, anapata two kids from different baby daddies lakini bado atakuwa accommodated lakini wewe kama mwanaume jaribu tu kukosa pesa wanakuona outcast
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Bro before forgiving her.... Remember she looked at him like this, aka confirm sio wewe na bado aka moan "HARDER". ๐
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Nobody is rude like a girl who is having an affair with the Director at workplace
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It's now time for men to grab the TV remote for the World Cup.
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My mom when I start whispering to my friend in church
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Biz ya kuuza weed ni nomaa mtu ana kuosha na huezi enda ku report yeye police station ju mtashikwa nyote
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Millennials hawaamini wazazi wanatuacha kwa nyumba wakienda kanisa๐
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๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐ข๐ค๐๐๐๐ก๐ ๐๐๐ง๐ ๐ข ๐๐๐ข๐จ ๐๐ข๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ญ๐ข๐ ๐๐๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ข ๐๐๐ฉ๐ข, ๐๐๐ฐ๐ ๐๐๐ฒ๐๐๐๐ซด
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What is an appropriate age for politicians to retire?
because we are tired with these politicians๐
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A new day to rot in bed;hapa natolewa na bladder ama njaa.
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Nimehamia hii ploti last week but one sahii nishamake friends na caretaker, namchoma sahii kwa balcony
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"You seem calm in person"
Ala...nafaa kupiga nduru kwa njia ama?
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What I know is, if God was a person he would have already landed in Kenya
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