mental midget
Joined January 2015
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Jun 12
Halo 2… but instead of fighting the covenant, it’s my stepdad kevin hitting me with closed fists
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Jun 4
how i feel asking my non baseball friends if they wanna sit through 3 hours of guys standing and sometimes running with me
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In restaurant situations the MLB app is like cocomelon for grown men with autism
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May 29
Second floor of the motel pissing as hard as I can just to ruin everyone’s night below me
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May 27
One less deer alive ✅
Feb 11
Deer fucking suck at staying alive
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May 19
I know I’m pushing 30 because I get a haircut and no one gives a fuck
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May 18
My ex once said her dog told her I was lying to her and then she punched me in the face as hard as she could
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May 14
I’m fucking up at work and I’m an alcoholic and I’m running out of money
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May 14
Data center this, data center that
I need to date a center in the wnba
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Apr 8
“Someone told me you sound like an owl”
“Who?”
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Mar 14
all retarded on the frontal lobe
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Mar 14
drinking beer and backroading and found a dude that’s been stuck in a ditch for hours with his sons lmfao
yanked em right out and kept cruising i love having a daggum turbodiesel bro
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