terminally chaotic, always cute. commentary on the state of things. only being serious 50% of the time. main: @endofanerajc. anyway, here’s wonderwall
Joined October 2022
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9 Nov 2025
OFFICIALLY SCHEDULED FOR BRAIN SURGERY TOMORROW MORNING HELL YEAH
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had the best day in about a year so naturally my family has all agreed there’s a nonzero chance i die tomorrow. 60-75% chance probably
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ugly bitch
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oh my god they’re doing the “my therapist said” with other specialties
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This Neurologist who specializes in sleep disorders said, "lf you can't sleep without a fan, a show, or noise, that's not "just a preference." That's your nervous system needing distraction because silence feels unsafe.
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the worst part about everyone claiming to have diagnoses is that they then don’t do anything to try to treat their claimed diagnosis. like… the point of a diagnosis is to treat the disorder. why are people claiming a diagnosis for social media
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NATURALLY THE LAST DAY OF VACATION I FINALLY FEEL GOOD
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OH MY GOD I AM 3 DAYS LATE OF THE SECOND PERIOD CYCLE I HAD SO MUCH HOPE AND NOW NOTHING
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do all children take photos of strangers doing weird things or is that like a specific subtype on them
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Jun 13
looking like i’m wearing a hoop skirt for some reason
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Jun 13
covered in pink hives from my head to my toes and even my palms and bottoms of feet and i def look like a raw chicken breast and my mom is like no you look so nice in pink AND SURE WHEN ITS A SWEATER NOT MY SKIN
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Jun 13
the epipen started yelling at me and i put her back in her case because i don’t like being yelled at and then i was like oh i need to breathe so i had to have her talk to me and i don’t like it
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Jun 13
somehow a very incredibly hot dm to receive because thank you i am a total jet-setter (3 locations)
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Jun 13
getting a pimple and praying it’s my very late period so i don’t give birth to an impossible baby because i haven’t had sex in like 2 years and then i’d have to deal with a cult religious following and trying to scold the second-coming for not cleaning his room at the age of 10
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Jun 12
googling “do ants feel pain when the bug man gasses them” and becoming even more horrified by the writhing bodies on the bathroom floor :(
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chad burner retweeted
rate my friday night set up
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Jun 12
i said this in the second grade when we were all doing love spells at sarah’s house and i was like why would i want to force nate to like me and they all made stinky faces at me.
Obsession made me start seeing people who hire Etsy witches/ do love spells as rapists when I never really thought that before
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Jun 12
not feeling well whilst on vacation is the worst because i am alone in the woods but feeling too gross to tan or swim or wander around so i’m drinking electrolytes in the cuck chair and teaching my dog not to be afraid of my yoga ball
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