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Apr 17
hot take: you've never actually had fresh coffee.
not from a grocery store. not from a keurig pod. not from most online brands.
fresh = roasted within the last 2 weeks.
most of what you've been drinking was roasted 3–9 months ago.
when you try actually fresh coffee, you'll understand why we only talk about one thing.
#freshcoffee #specialtycoffee
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Apr 16
coffee has a peak freshness window.
roasted → rested (24–48 hrs) → peak flavor (days 3–14) → slow decline.
almost nobody ships within it.
we do.
that's not marketing. that's just the timeline.
#freshroasted #specialtycoffee
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Apr 15
asked someone to try it cold. no prep. no context.
their face said more than i could write in a caption.
#freshcoffee #boringbrew
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Apr 14
what "specialty coffee" actually means (and what brands hope you don't ask):
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Apr 14
4/ we source specialty grade from Per'la in Miami. roasted fresh. shipped in 3 days.
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Apr 13
be so fr which one are you getting 😭
link in bio
#coffeetok #boringbrew #freshcoffee #specialtycoffee #coffeerating
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Apr 13
some coffee brands will tell you a story about a farmer named Diego.
his grandfather planted the first seed in 1943.
the altitude is 1,800 meters.
the flavor notes are blackberry, jasmine, and "a hint of nostalgia."
we just ship good coffee fast.
that's it.
#specialtycoffee #boringbrew
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Apr 12
how do you make your coffee?
☕ pour over
☕ french press
☕ drip machine
☕ espresso
no wrong answers. (there are wrong answers.)
#coffeelovers #morningcoffee
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Apr 11
we didn't roast our own beans.
we found someone better.
Per'la — Miami's best specialty roaster. smooth, rich, zero bitterness.
we did the searching so you don't have to.
BoringBrew.com
#freshcoffee #miamicoffee
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Apr 10
Make it count.
Fresh roasted. At your door in 3 days.
→ Link in bio.
#boringbrew #fridaycoffee #freshroasted #morningcoffee #specialtycoffee
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Apr 9
your "fresh" grocery store coffee was roasted 6–9 months ago.
it's not bad because of the brand.
it's bad because of time.
ours ships within 3 days of roasting. that's not a tagline — it's just logistics.
#freshcoffee #specialtycoffee
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Apr 8
we stopped trying to be interesting.
the coffee is just good.
freshly roasted. at your door in 3 days.
BoringBrew.com
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Mar 30
Coffee tier list (objective):
S: Boring Brew, just arrived, still fresh
B: Good local coffee shop
C: Office K-cup
F: Grocery store "premium" beans roasted 8 months ago
We don't make the rules.
boringbrew.com
#CoffeeTierList #SpecialtyCoffee
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BoringBrew☕.eth retweeted
Mar 27
Just one asset that is under $MVCO. I think folks should try some. I like the dark roast.
Mar 27
Dark roast ≠ stronger. Dark roast = richer. 100% Arabica. Miami roasted. $22. boringbrew.com
#freshroasted
#premiumcofee
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Mar 27
Dark roast ≠ stronger. Dark roast = richer. 100% Arabica. Miami roasted. $22. boringbrew.com
#freshroasted
#premiumcofee
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